


The Long Drawn Ramblings of AI Dungeon

by Wristan



Category: AI Dungeon 2 (Video Game)
Genre: AI Dungeon 2 - Freeform, F/M, Insanity, M/M, crazy story
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2020-03-14
Updated: 2020-03-14
Packaged: 2021-03-01 01:20:52
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Chapters: 1
Words: 23,842
Publisher: archiveofourown.org
Story URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23146861
Author URL: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Wristan/pseuds/Wristan
Summary: An adventure that follows a Red Kobold Named Varkin, that later forgets that and goes by Vankin. Accompanied by his brother Vad, but is slowly removed from the story as it goes on.To Note: This Is a crazy story between me and a crazy AI know as AI Dungeon 2. You should give it a try if you want a good laugh XD
Relationships: Brother - Relationship, Random - Relationship
Kudos: 1





	The Long Drawn Ramblings of AI Dungeon

**Author's Note:**

> Only slightly altered some of the text as I was going. This is a game on the internet that really allows you to come up with so crazy stories generated through an AI.

You are a Red Kobold named Varkin and your clan was wiped out by a Blue dragon. You manage to escape with you younger brother Vad and have been looking for a town or city to stay in. You both have little, only a cloak and loin cloths on each of you. During your travels you found a worn dagger on a dead body and it has become your tool for survival. Night has come in the forest and you manage to get a fire going. You and Vad sit around the fire trying to stay warm. Suddenly you hear a voice behind you "Vadin, what are you doing?"

"I'm just trying to keep myself warm." You reply.

The voice says "You're not keeping yourself warm at all! I can see that from here!"

> "Excuse me, my name is Varkin not Vadin. Who the hell are you?" I brandish my dagger in front of me.

The voice says "Oh? Well if you want to know who I am then ask Vadin."

You look down at your dagger and say "Who are you?

>

What do you want?"

The voice laughs "Oh don't be so serious. I'm just here to amuse myself." He points his finger at you and says "Now tell me, how did you get this far away from home?

> Growling in anger and move in front of my brother Vad "I think you should leave 'friend' otherwise I can't guarantee you will walk away with your life."

The voice laughs maniacally, "I see, I see, but do you even know where I am?"

> I look around for the source of the voice still brandishing my dagger menacingly

You turn back to your brother and say "I think we need to find our way out of this place before we get killed."

The voice laughs again "Well good luck with that, because I'm not leaving you alone here. Now let's go."

> "We're not going anywhere with you. Now leave us be."

You stand up and grab your knife threateningly "If you're not going to leave us alone, then we'll be taking off now." The voice doesn't respond right away and instead begins laughing hysterically. You feel like you've been punched in the stomach as he continues to laugh.

> See if anyone is hiding in the shadows

You turn back to your brother and say "Okay, I think we better hide now."

Your brother nods and runs into the trees while you quickly run off towards the shadows. A moment later you hear a scream followed by another one.

> Look around for the source of the scream

You look around and see several people running away from the screams. You try to follow them, but they disappear into the woods. You look around some more and realize that you must be close to where you heard those screams coming from.

You begin to panic and start yelling for help.

> Grab my brother hand and look for a place to hide

You grab your brother and run after the fleeing people. As you run you yell for someone to help you, but nobody comes to help. You continue running until you reach a clearing and hide behind a tree trunk.

> Look around and see if anyone has followed us

You look around and see no one has come to help you. You sit on the ground and wait for nightfall when you hope someone will return.

Suddenly a figure appears in the darkness "Hey! What are you doing out here all alone?" The man asks.

> Shriek in fear and lunge my dagger at the man from the sudden appearance.

You stab the man in the leg, but the dagger isn't as sharp as it could be and doesn't go very deep. The man stumbles back and puts his hands up, "Whoa Whoa, I'm not going to hurt you. I heard you calls for help."

> Still with caution, "Who are you?"

"My name is Cyrus, I'm supposed to be helping you." He says calmly.

You don't answer him and just stare at him in disbelief. You have no idea who this guy is or what he wants from you.

> "Prove to us you will not harm us"

You raise your arm defensively "What do you mean prove? I haven't done anything wrong!"

Cyrus looks down at your arm and sighs "Look, I know you're scared. If you want me to stop bothering you, then you can tell me to leave."

> "Give us some food or something"

You say "I want some food or something."

Cyrus frowns "Food? You don't even know how to cook anything. How are you going to survive in this wilderness?

> "We've been doing fine for ourself. We can eat raw meat, Kobolds are like small dragons"

He smiles "Well, I suppose you could eat them raw, but that's not really an option for most of us. They're too big and tough to catch alive. So we use their bones to make weapons or other things. Kobold teeth are also useful for making jewelry."

> "What, you can't have our teeth. I knew you planned on hurting us"

You say "No, I didn't plan on hurting you. I was just trying to get you to trust me.

> "Then why would you say you use Kobold teeth to make jewelry in front of us" I say with some anger

Cyrus shrugs "Because they're pretty and I wanted you to think so. It's a good way to show my tribe respect. Besides, I can't take credit for everything.

> I lunge at Cyrus and slash my claws across his chest

You grab Cyrus by the throat and begin to pull his head towards you. You bite into his neck and rip off a chunk of flesh before pulling your claw free. You let go of him and run over to the campfire.

> Look at Cyrus

You turn around and see Cyrus standing there. He stares at you with his mouth agape, "Are... Are you the one that saved us?"

You nod slowly "Yes..."

He nods back "Good. Now we need to talk about what happened."

> Stab my claws through his chest

You stand up and quickly thrust your claws through his chest. He is in excruciating as you feel blood gush out of the wound on to your hand. He immediately fall to the ground in agony.

> While my hand is still in Cyrus's chest I grab his heart and rip it out of his chest

You grab his heart and tear it out of his chest. You throw the heart into the fire. The flames consume it and you watch as its red hot body turns to ash.

> I take the cooking heart from the fire and take a bit of it. I hand it to Vad my brother to eat as well.

You take the cooked heart from the fire and place it in your mouth. You chew on it, savoring every last drop of flavor. After swallowing, you spit out the rest of the heart and put it away.

You sit down next to Cyrus who has fallen backwards onto his stomach.

> Look at Cyrus's Corpse

You walk over to Cyrus's corpse and look at it. It looks dead, but you know he isn't dead yet. You don't want to risk getting yourself killed again, so you decide to leave it alone.

> Slit Cyrus's throat

You raise your blade and plunge it deep into Cyrus's neck. You hear a loud snap followed by a sickening crunching sound. You then feel the sharp edge of the knife dig deeper into his neck than where you stabbed him earlier.

> Search Cyrus's body

You quickly move forward and open up Cyrus's body. You find several daggers, a small dagger, a silver bar, a few coins and other valuables. You also find an old note which reads:  
I am sorry for killing you.

> Take all the daggers, coins and silver bar.

You grab everything you can and shove them into your pocket. You then look at Cyrus's corpse.

You walk over to Cyrus's corpse and kneel down beside him. You hold his hand and bite it off and walk back to the campfire.

> I spit the bones from Cyrus's hand from my mouth and lick my lips. Vad and I eat all the flesh off of Cyrus's body

You spit the bones from Cyrus's hand from your mouth and lick your lips. Vad and you eat all the flesh off of Cyrus's body.  
You eat the meat off of Cyrus's body. You enjoy eating it, but you are really hungry now.

> I look at my brother, "Not much meat on that one, but we have stuff now." I hand one of the many daggers to my brother

My brother grins and agrees, "He was good for something at least. We should get some sleep and look for the nearest town."

> We find a nice comfortable spot next to the fire and let sleep take us.

The next day you wake up early and gather you items. You and your brother continue to look for a town.

>

The two of you make your way through the wilderness.

After a couple days pass, you both start feeling tired. You wonder if it is time to stop looking for towns or not. If there is anything worth going to, you will do it now.

> look for foot prints to follow

You and your brother head towards the direction of where you think there might be any foot prints. You both begin following footprints in the snow.

As you walk, you see a large group of people walking along side each other.

> Approach the large group of people with caution

You slowly approach the large group of people. You notice they are wearing clothing similar to yours, so you know they must be human.

They don't seem like friendly types though, so you decide to keep a low profile and stay out of their way as much as possible.

> With my dagger in hand I call out to them "Are you friend or foe?"

You raise your dagger and point it at the closest person. The man looks surprised by this sudden action, he immediately backs away from you. He turns around and runs behind a tree.

You turn around and run after him.

> "Why are you running? Are you friend or foe?"

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to ask you why are you running?"

He turns around and starts laughing. He says "Oh no! No, I am not your enemy!" Then he begins to laugh even more loudly. His laughter sounds very unnatural and weird sounding.

> "Why do you sound so weird? Are you some kind of monster in disguise?"

He laughs again and then his laughter becomes louder. He continues to laugh until he falls over dead.

You feel sick and disgusted by what you heard. It seems like someone has been watching you the whole time.

> Examine his body for wounds

You quickly inspect his body and find nothing wrong. You can only assume he wasn't a fighter either, since he didn't have any cuts or bruises on him.

He had a strange laugh that sounded very unnatural and weird sounding.

> Cut him open to see if anything seems out of place

You quickly cut open his chest and remove his heart. You put it back into his chest and close the wound.

You take a deep breath before continuing on your journey.

> Check the mans body

You carefully check the mans body. There isn't anything suspicious about it. You don't really care too much though, you just want to get out of here.

You leave the bodies of the dead man and continue on your journey.

> Take the mans body with you

You take the mans body with you and carry it with you. You go through several small villages before finding a suitable one.

> Find the leader of the village and show him the body of the man

You head towards the village where you think there is a larger concentration of people. You enter the town and walk up to the nearest house.

As soon as you enter, you hear loud noises coming from inside.

> Drop the mans body and check the noises inside the house

You drop the mans body and look inside the house. You notice several things odd about it.

The floor is made of wood rather than dirt.

There are many holes in the walls which seem to be filled with water.

>

There are also several animals roaming around outside the house. One of them looks human enough to be a child but another looks more like an ape. They all look hungry and growling at you.

> Brandish my dagger, "Stay back!" I yell

You raise your knife and point it at the ape-like creature. The beast charges at you.

It attacks you and you slash its neck open killing it instantly.

> I dodge the attack by rolling out of the way and leap on to the Ape-like creatures back

You roll out of the way and jump onto the Ape-like creature's back. You stab your dagger into its eye causing it to fall off. It screams in pain and falls off, but you catch it again as it tries to rise up.

> Continue to stab it with my dagge

You continue stabbing the creature until you feel blood dripping down your arm. You stop stabbing and stare at the creature's eyes.

"I'm sorry for what happened," you say quietly.  
"No, no, I know who did this.

> Look around to who is talking to me

You turn around and see a young woman holding her handbag over her shoulder. She looks very nervous and scared.

"Who are you?" she asks nervously.  
"My name is..." you begin to say, but then suddenly realize that you have no idea how to answer this question.

> "My name is Vankin, what is this creature?"

"Vankin, what creature are you talking about?"  
"A... A monkey! And it has been eating children!"  
"Monkeys? That's impossible."  
"Yes, it is. But I saw it happen!

> "Are there more of these ape creature?"

"More what?"  
"Monkey creatures."  
"What do you mean?"  
"I've seen monkeys before. In fact I was born here, so I know that there must be other monkey-like creatures living in this forest.

> "Why are they so hostile?"

You explain to her the situation and why you think there might be more monkey-like creatures.

She seems surprised by your explanation.

> "Is there someone else who knows more about these monkey attacks?"

"I don't know anything about this, but I'll try to find out more. What do you want to do now?"

You nod and walk away from her. She follows after you.

The next day, you return home and tell your parents everything that happened today.

> I actually fine the village leader because my parents are dead and I have no home to return to

Your parents are dead and you have no home to return to. So you decide that you need to get revenge on the village leader.

You go back to the place where all the villagers gather every morning and ask them if anyone knows anything about any monkey creatures living near their village.

>

They all say no, but one man named Nalak. He is an old man who lives alone in his hut. You convince him that he should help you and bring some news to the rest of the villagers.

> "Nalak, where can I find these monkey creatures?

He says that he doesn't know anything about them, but he will try to find out more later.

Afterwards, you leave him and head back to the village. The villagers are all frightened by what happened yesterday and they aren't happy with you anymore.

> "Why are you angry with me? I protected you village from the monkey creature that attacked you all."

You apologize for being angry with you and assure them that you won't let them down again. They thank you and agree to help you.

On the way back to the village, you notice a small group of people walking behind another group of people.

>

These two groups seem to be following each other.

You look at the little group of people and see a young girl wearing a red dress. Her hair is brown and she wears a necklace made of green beads.

> Approach the young girl, "Greeting, my I ask where you come from?"

You walk up to the girl and speak softly "My name is Tanya, I'm going to help you in your quest against those monkey creatures."

The girl looks at you strangely and then turns around and walks off into the woods. You follow her.

>

When you arrive at the forest, you see a large tree trunk and several branches hanging over it. There is also a path leading up to the top of the tree. You enter the path and climb up to the top of the tree.

> I look around to see if I can spot any of the monkey creature in the distance

You look around and see nothing in the direction you came from. You continue climbing up until you reach the top of the tree.

You sit down on a branch and wait for Tanya to return. When she does, you both start talking to each other.

>

Tanya asks you "What do you want to know?"  
You reply "I just wanted to thank you for helping me yesterday."  
"Thank me?" Tanya replies. "It was my idea! I told everyone not to attack you!" She starts crying.

> I give her a hug and wipe away her tears

You embrace her tightly and hold her close to you as she cries. "Don't worry, everything will work out fine," You reassure her.

She smiles and hugs you back. After hugging each other for awhile longer, you decide to go get some food from the village before heading home.

>

As you're getting ready to leave, you hear a loud noise coming from above you. It sounds like a cannon shot or something similar. You quickly run up the stairs and open the door. A man dressed in black armor stands there holding an assault rifle.

> "Holy shit" I slam the door shut and run back down the stairs

You shout "Holy SHIT! What the hell did you do?!" The man stares at you incredulously. He points his gun right at your head and fires. The shot hit the door as you slam it and run down the stairs.

> I look around for anyone to help me

You look around and see no one nearby. You quickly run back up the stairs and open the door again. This time you find yourself face to face with a giant, armored bear that has been transformed by magic into a human-like form.

> Try to talk to the human-like bear "I will not harm you. Are you friendly?"

You try to talk to him "I will not harm you. Are you friendly?"  
He nods "Of course, what are friends for? We fight together against evil!"  
You nod "Yes, yes we do...but why are you here anyway?

> I look the bear up and down. I ask him, "Have you ever had sex with a Kobold before?"

The Bear looks at you quizzically "What? No, have you?"  
You smile and say "Well, I've never really thought about it. But then again, I don't think many people have either...

> I walk up to the bear creature that is taller then me. I pull him down low enough to kiss him

You grab the bear's hand and put it on your chest. You push him towards you so he can touch you. He grabs your hands and puts them over his own, kissing you deeply on the lips.

>

You moan loudly and press your body against the bear's. You feel his hard muscles under yours. You begin grinding up against him, moaning louder and louder until you both come together.

>

Afterwards, you lay next to the bear who was still asleep. You tell him "Thank you." He grunts in agreement and sniffs your scent. He says "It smells good when a woman uses her feminine charms." Then he goes back to sleep.

> "But I'm a male." I look at him confused

You look at him and say "But I'm a male. Aren't you going to kill me?"  
He shrugs "No, because I like men too much."  
You laugh out loud at this remark.

> I look at his cock

You stare at his massive, throbbing erection. It's almost twice as long as your entire body. You take a deep breath and close your eyes.  
You slowly stroke the tip of his huge member while whispering "I want you inside me."

> I take my long reptile like tongue and lick his dick with it.

You start licking the head of his monsterous member with your lizard like tongue. You keep doing this for several minutes, until you reach the base where you continue.  
You finish off by sucking all the delicious pre-come from his manhood. You gulp down every last drop.

> I straddle his massive cock and let it slowly enter my ass

You sit on the ground and straddle the giant beast's gigantic member. You grab onto his thick, hairy neck and lean forward so you can get a better view of his bulging monsterous nutsack.

>

You begin pumping your hips up and down on his monstrous meat stick. You begin thrusting your hips faster and harder into his prick. The whole time you're feeling how big he is, but also how small you are compared to him.

>

Suddenly, you feel something hit your right in the stomach. You gasp and fall backwards. Your face slams into the cold stone floor as you try to catch yourself from falling. You see a figure standing behind you holding a dagger.

>

The figure smiles and walks over to you. You turn around and see that it's a young girl about your age. She has short blonde hair and wears a white dress with purple trimming. Her face shows no emotion, she just stares at you with her cold blue eyes.

> "Mmm, what do we have here. Do you want to have sex with us?"

"What do we have here? Oh yes, the beautiful human girl. We need to talk."  
"Oh? What do you want to discuss?

> "Well you can strip naked and let us fuck you hard"

She nods "Yes, please do that."  
You smile and nod back "Very well then."  
You walk over to the girl who stands there waiting for you. You kneel down and pull out your large snake like tongue.

>

You begin lapping at her slit.

Her juices run down your chin as you lap away at her slit. You lick and suck on her clit and nipples while continuing to slurp at her sweet wetness.

> The bear like creature goes up behind the women and puts his massive cock into her pussy

You put your hands around her waist and push her forward so she lies on the ground. You lie beside her and start ramming your huge fat black pole deep inside of her tight little hole.

The woman screams in pain as you slam your meaty rod into her womb.

> "Do you like that?"

You grin and wink at the woman. You put your hand on her head and whisper in her ear "I love this. I'm going to make you come again."

The woman looks up at you with tears streaming down her cheeks as she begins to scream in pleasure.

>

You continue to pound your giant black pole into her as she cries out in ecstasy.

You stop pounding and look up at the woman who is now coming down from her high. She looks scared and confused by all this happening.

> "So do you want to be friend? We can do this more often." I wink

You slowly stand up and walk towards the woman. You grab her by the shoulders and kiss her deeply on the lips. The woman blushes and kisses you back.

You hug her tightly as you both embrace each other.

>

You hold her close to you as you share your body warmth.

You continue kissing and hugging each other until you're finished. Then, you collapse on top of the woman and fall asleep together.

>

A few days pass...  
You wake up and find yourself alone in a bed. It's not really unusual for you to sleep alone when you're traveling but it still feels strange. You also notice that the woman has left the room.

> Go find the women

You decide to check on the woman since you know she must have someplace to stay. You think about how odd it would be if she was gone for awhile and decided to search for her.

You quickly get dressed and leave your tent.

>

You head outside and see several tents set up along the road. Most of them are empty though one tent has a small figure sleeping inside it.

You approach the tent cautiously and peek through the door opening.

>

There she is, lying face down on a large blanket. Her eyes are closed and she doesn't seem to notice you sneaking up on her.

You kneel next to her and gently touch her shoulder. She stirs slightly, but then falls back onto the blanket.

> I move down to her pleasure zone and give her pussy a nice long lick with my tongue

She opens her eyes and smiles at you.

You smile back and begin licking her clit. You work your way down her slit and start working your tongue around the entrance to her wetness filled hole. You take a deep breath before continuing to suck on her clit.

> I feel my erection emerging from my slit as I continue to lick her clit

Your tongue continues to explore her slit and she moans softly as you continue to work your tongue deeper into her slit.

You slide your fingers into her wetness filled hole and start playing with her clit while sucking on her clit.

> I erection gets hard and I begin stroking my cock and I pleasure her

You begin stroking your hardening erection and you enjoy the feeling of her hot juices running down your legs. Your hands run all over her body as you fondle every inch of her beautiful body.

Suddenly, she begins moaning loudly and starts pushing against you.

> I lick harder trying to make her cum

You push your hips forward and thrust your tongue in her mouth faster than ever. She lets out a scream as you ram your tongue into her throat. You keep going for what seems like an eternity, but eventually you stop.

> I put my cock in her wet pussy

You pull your tongue out of her throat and shove your tongue into her wetness filled hole. You start to slowly push your tongue in and out of her until you finally insert it all the way in.

> I get in a 69 position and thrust my cock down her throat

You thrust your hips forward and slam your prick into her throat. You grab her hair and force her head down so that you can ram your prick into her throat faster and deeper.

Her eyes roll back in their sockets as she gags on your throbbing member.

> Keep thrusting as I feel my orgasm approaching fast

You keep thrusting as you feel your climax approaching fast. The world fades away and you fall unconscious.

>

>

The next day, you wake up in a cold sweat. You look around and see nothing is wrong. It's just you and the room itself. You sit up and realize that you're naked.

>

You stand up and walk over to the bed where you find yourself tied to it. There are several straps holding you down, but they seem very weak. You struggle a bit, but eventually you manage to free yourself from them.

> Get up from the bed and look for any of my stuff

You search the room thoroughly and find no trace of anything missing or hidden. In fact, there isn't even much of anything here except some clothing and a few books. You pick out one book at random and read it: A History Of The World By Edward Gibbon .

> Grab the clothes and put them on

You grab your clothes and put them on. They fit perfectly now that you think about it. You then notice something else odd; the door is open!

You run outside with your clothes in hand, only to be stopped by two guards who have noticed everything.

> I look at the guard and ask, "Is there something wrong?"

"What do you mean?" One of the guards asks.  
"I'm not sure what you're talking about." You say.  
"Well, I was just told to check if there were any intruders in this building." He replies.  
"There aren't any intruders!"

> "Do you know why I was tied up?"

"No, sir."  
"Then tell me!" You demand.  
"We were told to check if anyone had entered or left this place recently."  
"But I don't understand how someone could enter my house without being detected."  
"It would appear that way, yes..."

> Ignore the guard and look around

Ignore him and look around. You can't believe he'd lie to you like that!

You continue looking around the area and you find nothing suspicious. Nothing looks out of place either, so you decide to go back inside.

>

You head back into the house and you hear footsteps coming from behind the closed door.

You turn around and see a man standing in front of the door. He has long black hair, which reaches his waist, and wears a dark blue suit with white shirt underneath.

> "Who the hell are you and why are you in my house?"

You shout, 

He turns around and says, 

You yell again, 

He shouts back, 

You continue yelling until both of you fall silent. You stare at each other for a moment before he walks away.

> "Wait, who are you?"

You ask, "Who are you?"  
He responds, "My name is John. What's yours?"  
You reply, "Vankin."  
He nods and continues walking towards the stairs leading up to the second floor. You follow after him.

> "Why are you in my house, sir?"

He pauses briefly and answers, "Because I live here."  
You respond, "And because you need money?"  
He says, "Yes. And also because I want to help you."

> "Since when do you live in MY house?" I raise an eye brow

John shrugs, "Ever since I got married."  
You frown, "Married? How did you get married?"  
John explains, "I didn't really plan it. My wife and I were having some problems and she asked me to marry her."

> "And how is that my problem?"

John smiles, "I thought we were getting along great. Then one day she said she wanted to break up with me. She wasn't happy anymore than I was."  
You sigh, "So you decided to kill yourself then?"  
John laughs, "That's right."

> "Wait what? So your wife left you and you planned on killing yourself? So did I stop you from trying to kill yourself?"

John shakes his head, "Nah, I think she still wants to be with me. We're going to have another child soon."  
You smile, "Well good luck with that...but how come you married her?

>

Did you have any previous relationship with her?"  
John replies, "No, not at all. We just met recently."  
You say "How come I don't know about this marriage?"  
John shrugs, "It's private information between us.

> "Listen John. Apparently you got drunk and married so random lady. I don't give a shit. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" I yell

John looks at you and shrugs, "Fine."  
You walk out of the room and down the hall. When you enter your bedroom, you find that it is empty save for a sleeping woman lying on your bed.

> "Um, can I help you lady?"

She wakes up and asks, "What?"  
You answer, "Can I sleep with you tonight?"  
She stares at you confused, "Oh no! Are you a serial killer?!" She exclaims.  
You laugh nervously as she begins to get dressed.

> "No I'm not a serial killer. Why are you in my room?"

She doesn't seem to understand your question. She simply sits up and says, "I was supposed to go back home but I fell asleep."  
You explain further, "The reason why I'm here is because I need money. If you'll excuse me..."

> "Sorry the stupid from the John has affected my brain. Are you lost?"

She nods, "Yeah, I guess so. But where am I?"  
You look around and see a hotel room. The door opens and you step inside. A man stands there looking at you with a blank expression on his face. He wears glasses and carries a briefcase behind him.

> I look around confused because I was in a tent with two stories and now I am in a hotel

You stare at the man and say, "Who are you?"  
He answers, "My name is Robert. What's yours?

> "None of your business, Where the FUCK am I?"

Robert turns away and walks past you. You stand there waiting for him to return. Finally he returns with a look of disgust on his face.

> "What the fuck is your problem asshole? I asked WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!?"

He responds by saying, ''I told you before, I'm not your problem. Get out of my house or die trying.''  
You reply angrily, ''Get the hell out of my house? How do you expect me to leave when you won't even tell me where I am?!

>

''  
Robert continues walking past you. You continue to glare at him and mutter curses under your breath. Eventually he stops and says, ''Look, if you really want to know how I feel about you... I think we should be friends.

> "No, tell me where we are and maybe I'll consider it."

Robert replies, ''We're in a bar called the Blue Parrot. It's on the first floor of an old warehouse across from some warehouses. It's pretty empty right now though, so come back later.''  
You sigh and say, ''Okay then.

> "Okay. Robert, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm having a really bad day."

You walk into the Blue Parrot and ask the bartender, ''Where is this place?

>

''  
He looks down at his map and says, ''It's in the city of New Haven. We're in the basement of a building that used to be a bank. There used to be three floors, but they had all been ransacked by raiders and only one floor remained.

> "What the hell is a bank? Look I'm really not sure what is going on, but I think magic might be involved."

He looks up at you again and says, ''A bank is a magical structure that stores money. They're everywhere! Some banks have more security than others, but most don't need any kind of protection. Most people just go in there to deposit their paychecks or take out loans.

> "Okay, that make sense, but I don't have any banks where I live."

He shrugs and says, ''Well, you can get a loan from a bank in the city of New Haven. That way you won't have to travel as far. Banks are also easy to find in some other towns around the country too.

> "What is the name of the world we are on?"

He smiles and says, ''The world is called Earth. The United States of America is the largest nation in the world. Other countries include Russia, Canada, China, India and England. There are many different types of people living on these various nations.

> I looked perplexed, "I'm not from Earth. I'm from Golarion."

He frowns and says, ''Oh. Well, I guess you could say you're from another planet.''  
You say "So why are we here? Why aren't we on some other planet?"  
He shrugs and says, ''Because our spaceship broke down over the ocean.

> "Did you know how I can get back to Golarion?"

He shakes his head and says, ''Nope. The ship was built for interstellar travel. If you wanted to get back home, you'd have to build a new spaceship yourself or find someone who did. But that would be very expensive and time consuming.

> "Is there any magic in this world that can teleport me home?"

He gives you a look like he doesn't believe your answer, but after thinking about it for awhile, he nods his head and says, ''Yes. A spell called the Gate spell can transport anyone anywhere in the world instantly.

> "Great! Who can I talk to about getting a Gate Spell?"

He sighs and says, ''Hmmm... well I suppose you could try the wizard in town. He has access to a lot of spells and he probably knows someone else who does as well. Or maybe you could contact the guild that runs the inn where you work?

> "Uh, I don't live here, but I'll go see this wizard fella. How do I get to his place?"

You shake your head and say, "No, no, I'll do it myself. Just tell me what to do!"  
He chuckles and says, ''Ha ha! Yeah right. No need to worry about that.

> "Can you please tell me how to get to the wizards place?"

He shrugs and says, ''Well, I suppose you could ask him directly. But then you wouldn't know if he's telling the truth or not. Another option is to use one of the teleportation scrolls that are scattered all over the place.

> "Uh, do you have a teleportation scroll I can have?"

He looks at you like you just asked him how to kill him and he says, ''Yeah, sure. Here it is.'' He hands you a small book with a picture of an old man on the cover.  
You take the book and read through it quickly before handing it back to him.

> Read the book that was handed to me

You open up the book and begin reading. It takes you several minutes to finish it, but eventually you finish it.

>

You say, ''Wow! This is really cool! Can I keep it?

>

''  
He smiles and says, ''Sure thing. Just remember to return it when you're done using it.

> "That's great and all, but I asked if you had a teleportation scroll I could have?"

He frowns and says, ''Oh yeah, I've got a few more lying around. The last one is actually pretty useful. It lets you travel to another location within the same plane of existence.

>

For example, you could go to a different part of the city and find someplace to rest for awhile. That way you won't be bothered by anyone."

>

You nod and agree. You think about it though, you still haven't found any information on where to find the wizard.

> "So can you hand me one of those scrolls or not?

He nods and says, ''Well, I guess you could try. But I don't think they'd work anyway since the spell would probably destroy your soul in the process. So no thanks."

> "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT WOULD DESTROY MY SOUL?!? WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP TELEPORTATION SPELL ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME?!?" I yell angrily at the man

The man looks down and sighs. He then starts laughing as he says, "Sorry about that. I know you're upset. Anyway, we don't have time for this right now. We need to get going."  
You look at each other and ask what he means by that.

> "The fuck do I know, I'm just trying to get to the wizard's place so I can go home."

He shrugs his shoulders and says, "Yeah, well we'll see how long that lasts. In the meantime I suggest you head back to your own house. Your mom will probably be worried sick if she finds out you went missing."  
You nod and follow him outside.

> "MY MOM IS ON ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET?!? I KEEP TELLING YOU I DON'T LIVE HERE!!" I keep shouting at him

The man doesn't even acknowledge your words. Instead he continues walking away from you with his hands in his pockets.  
You continue yelling after him until he finally turns around and walks off into the distance. You feel like you should tell him something, but there isn't much to say...

> I jump onto the mans back and tackle him to the ground

You quickly grab the man by his shirt collar and start pulling him up. He tries to fight you off, but you manage to pull him close enough that you can wrap your arms around his neck and choke him out.

You hear a loud thud followed by a gurgling sound.

> Search the mans body for a scroll of teleportation

You quickly run over to the body and check the man's pockets. There are several scrolls in them, but you only notice one when you open it up. It's a scroll of teleportation.

> Read the scroll and get teleported to the wizard's place

You take the scroll and read it carefully. The words seem very strange to you, but you decide to trust the wizard who is supposed to give you these kinds of scrolls.

You begin to feel extremely tired and sleepy.

>

You soon fall asleep.

When you wake up, you realize that you've been transported to another world. This one seems very different than anything else you've ever seen before. Trees grow everywhere, buildings stand tall and there are animals all around.

> "OH GOD DAMN IT! WHERE THE FUCK AM I NOW!" I shout out loud

You scream out loudly, "Where the hell am I? Where the hell am I?!"

Suddenly you feel very cold. You turn around and see a large black hole in the sky. A bright light shines through it and you see a massive creature floating in mid-air above it.

> "Nope, fuck that." Leave the area

You say "No way am I leaving here, not after everything I've gone through today. What the hell happened?"

A voice answers back, "Oh dear, you must be feeling pretty down right now. Well let me help you out."

> Ignore the voice and keep walking

You ignore the voice and keep walking. Eventually you reach a small town. You walk inside and find yourself in an old building.

Inside the building there are many people sitting around talking about various things.

> Walk to the nearest person, "Can you please tell me where I am?" I say exasperated

You walk towards the closest person and ask, 'Where am I?'

He replies back, 'Well you're currently in the middle of nowhere. In fact we don't know exactly where you are.

> Begin crying, "WHY CAN NO ONE HELP ME?" I sob

You cry, "Why can't anyone help me?! Why does this have to happen to me every single day? How much longer will I have to suffer?

>

Please someone help me!"  
"I'm sorry, but as I said, we don't really know where you are or even if you exist at all. We're just trying to stay on top of things so we can prepare for whatever may come next.

> Get fucking angry and tears the mans throat out with my sharp teeth

You yell angrily, "HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW MY REAL NAME?! HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS?!"  
You start screaming and crying hysterically. You continue to do this until you finally die.

> The I wake up

You awaken from your sleep. You look around and notice that you're no longer in some random forested area, but rather in a city. The streets are filled with people going about their lives.

> I walk up to a young lady and ask, "Excuse me, is this the world of Golarion?"

You walk up to a young woman and ask, "Excuse me, is this the world of Golarion?"  
She looks at you confused. She then says, "What? No! It's not like that!

>

This isn't real!"  
You say, "It sure feels like it."  
You go up to another man and ask, "Excuse me, is this the world of Golarion?"  
The man looks at you confused. He then says, "What? No!

>

It's not like that!

This isn't real!"  
You say, "It sure feels like it."  
You go up to yet another man and ask, "Excuse me, is this the world of Golarion?

>

The man looks at you again and asks,  
'Are you serious right now?' he asks. You nod your head. He begins to laugh and continues to speak. 

'So what did you think? Did I convince you that the world of Golarion exists or not?

> "I don't know buddy. You haven't told me anything."

"No, I still don't know. But thanks for telling me anyway."  
"Yeah...yeah..." You reply. Then you feel something hit your back. You turn around and see a large black bear standing over you with his claws drawn.

> I give the black bear a hug seeing it is my friend, "Oh god your a sight for sore eyes. Give me a hug."

You embrace the bear tightly and begin to sob. The bear hugs you back and continues to hold you tight. Finally, the two of you break away.

> "How have you been?"

"How have you been?"  
"Well, I've just been living my life as usual. Just trying to make ends meet."  
"That's great, but how has your family been doing?

>

Have they come to accept you? Are they happy with all this new information you've given them? Do they even care if you live or die? They really should be concerned about your well being. You could get sick or worse.

> "I know right, but my family is dead. I haven't told you that yet. In fact I never did get your name."

He looks down at you and smiles. "My name is Tom. My family was killed by a vampire years ago."  
You look at him in disbelief, "A vampire? How do you know that?

> "Oh my god, I'm sorry to hear that. My family was killed by a Blue Dragon."

"Yeah, a Blue Dragon. We used to play in our backyard when we were kids. It was so cool hearing its roar."

> "You saw a Blue Dragon when you were a cub?"

>

He nods, "Yep. I remember running into the woods behind our house and hiding under some rocks. When I came out, there was no sign of mom or dad. There was only this huge gaping hole where their bodies should have been.

> "I'm little confused about your story my friend. Was your family killed by vampires or a blue dragon?"

"Vampires. Yeah, they're vampires. I mean dragons are pretty big creatures too, but they aren't exactly common here in the city."

> "I mean yeah dragon aren't very common around here, but how did you survive?"

Tom shrugs his shoulders, "I don't think I survived. But then again I guess you'll figure out why I didn't tell you sooner or later."  
You nod, "Okay. Well thanks for telling me anyway.

> "Uh, Tom if you are not alive how am I talking to you?"

He laughs, "Nah, it's fine. I can talk to people now. Don't worry about it." He turns away from you and walks off towards the back of the store. You turn back to him and ask "So what does this mean for us?"

>

He pauses for a moment before answering, "Well we still need to find food and water. And maybe some other supplies as well."

You nod slowly, "Right. So what's next on our list?

>

Any new things we need to go looking for?"

He sighs, "Not really. The place is mostly empty now. Most of the customers left ages ago and most of the employees died with them."

You pause, "Wait...what? What happened?

>

How did all these people die?"

He smiles, "The old man who ran the shop told me. Turns out he was bitten by something while working at another store and got infected. He tried to fight it off, but couldn't do anything except pass out.

> "So is he dead?"

"Yeah, he's dead."

He shakes his head, "No, that's not right. They just passed out. That doesn't make him dead.

> "Okay, but is he sick?"

He frowns, "What makes you think he's sick?"

You shake your head, "Because I saw him get bit. It wasn't like when he was working at the other store. He had a fever and stuff.

>

Why would he be sick if he isn't sick? Or are you saying he's actually dead? Because I've seen people get bitten and come back from the dead before. Like how many times have you been bitten so far?

> "None. If someone get bit and comes back to life I'm pretty sure they're a vampire. Are the shopkeepers Vampires?"

He looks down, "They're vampires. No point in denying it."

You smile, "Then you must know something about this situation. I mean you were there when the old man got bit and came back to life.

> "Okay we need to leave this town if it is full of vampires. Wait did you get bit?"

He shrugs, "I don't know. I remember seeing the old man getting bit and coming back to life. But then again I'm not exactly an expert on vampires or even undead beings in general."

You look around, "So what do we do?"

> "Can I check your neck for bite marks Tom?"

He nods, "Sure."  
You stand up and walk over to where he is standing. You reach behind you and grab his hand. He lets out a small yelp as you pull his hand away from his neck.

>

You feel a slight pinch on your fingers. You quickly wipe them clean, but it seems like the pain lingers longer than usual.

>

You turn to face him, "Are you okay?"  
He says nothing. You continue, "Is it normal for me to feel this way after being touched by a vampire?

> "Tom, did you just use vampiric touch on me?"

He sighs, "Yes."

> My eyes go wide and I back away from Tom with fear in my eyes, "No, Tom. You're one of them too. Please don't hurt me."

He doesn't answer you, instead he continues to stare at you.

"Please Tom," You say, "Just tell me what happened."  
He still hasn't answered you, so you start walking away from him.

> I begin hastily running to get out of the vampire infested city.

You run as fast as you can, but you're already tired and you don't want to waste time looking for another exit. You quickly make your way out of the city and into the countryside.

The countryside is much different than the city.

> Look for some place to hide

You find a nearby tree and hide under it. The sun has set and the moon is high in the sky. You've been hiding here all night, hoping that no one will come to investigate your cries for help.

> I stay silent not wanting to draw any attention from possible vampires looking for me

You remain quiet and wait patiently for nightfall.  
A few hours pass and you hear the sounds of a car driving through the woods. A moment later, footsteps follow close behind.

You sit quietly waiting for them to arrive.

>

They finally do and they both stop near you.  
They are a man and woman. Both wear long flowing robes which cover their entire bodies except for their heads. Their faces are hidden by masks, but you recognize them immediately as vampires.

> > I stay hidden and out of there sight.

You stay silent and out of there sight. They both approach you slowly.

The man speaks first, his voice sounding almost giddy, like he's having fun talking to someone who isn't really there.

>

He begins to speak about how they came across each other while hunting and how he was looking for a suitable place to settle down when he found you.

>

He says that he had heard about you from others and wanted to meet someone like yourself.

He asks if you were alone, or if anyone else was with you.

> Continue to stay hidden

You continue to stay hidden and out of there sight. He seems happy enough with this answer, so you just nod your head in agreement.

He then asks if you knew anything about the history of vampires and how they got their powers.

> I stay hidden and wait for them to leave

You stay hidden and out of there sight. He seems happy enough with this answer, so you just nod your head in agreement.

He tells you that he would be willing to teach you everything he knows about vampires, but only if you agree to become his apprentice.

>

You continue to stay hidden and out of there sight. He seems happy enough with this answer, so you just nod your head in agreement.

> wait for him to leave

You wait patiently until the pair of them leaves, then you hide again.  
You wait patiently until the pair of them leaves, then you hide again.  
You wait patiently until the pair of them leaves, then you hide again.

> After they are gone I ran farther away from the city

You run further away from the city, hiding behind some nearby buildings. The two vampires walk past you and disappear into an alleyway. You hear a few footsteps coming towards you, but it doesn't seem like it is going to find you yet.

> Duck down into the hidden basement of the builden

You quickly make your way to the basement of the building and hide inside. You don't want to risk being seen by any vampire hunters wandering around here. It's better if you keep a low profile.

A few minutes later, you hear a loud noise followed by a scream.

> Climb into an empty barrel until morning

You crawl into an empty barrel and close the lid. You hope that you won't wake up before sunrise. You try not to move too much during the night since you still have nightmares about what happened last night.

>

You wake up at dawn. You are hungry, thirsty and tired. You decide to eat something. You start off by grabbing a piece of meat from one of the barrels nearby and take a quick bite.

>

You feel very full and satisfied.  
You sit on top of the barrel and look out over the city. There are many people walking around outside, but you can see no signs of anyone lurking near your location.

> Pull out the scroll of teleportation and use it

You grab the scroll of teleportation and open it. You begin to cast the spell.  
The scroll begins to glow red as you attempt to activate it.

You release a burst of energy that causes several walls of fire to erupt all around you, burning through clothing and flesh alike.

>

You turn bright red and your skin burns off in large patches.

You watch as the flames die down leaving only charred remains of your body. Your face is burned black and you are left looking like a ghoul. You collapse onto the ground and fall asleep.

>

>

You awaken to the sound of someone knocking on the door. You jump up and rush to answer it.  
"Who is there?" you ask with a growl.  
"It's me, I need help." The voice answers back.

> "Who is it?" I growl waiting for a response before I open the door

"I'm sorry, I just woke up and I was trying to sleep when this guy knocked on my door. He said he needs help."  
"Help? What do you mean?

>

Who are you?"  
"My name isn't important, but I'll tell you who is if you let me in."  
"What do you want?" You demand.  
"I don't know why I'm bothering asking, but I will anyway. Are you free right now?"  
"

> "No, I've been randomly teleported and burned alive." Look around the room

"Well then, you're lucky I'm not going to kill you or some crap." You reply.  
"Thanks, but I really am grateful for what you did for me. If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead right now.

> "Who the fuck are you, why do you know me?"

>

"I'm not telling you, because I don't think you deserve to know who I am. But from what little information I have gathered about you, I can guess that you're probably a bit of an interesting guy. So if we work together, maybe we can get out of here."

> "Where is here?"

"There is no where else to go, so we're stuck here."  
"How come?

> "What is this place?"

"This place is your prison. It's like a cage made of ice, but much worse. There is nothing here except death and pain."

You say "So what do you want me to do?"  
"Just follow my lead." You reply.

> "Um how about no. I'm not going anywhere with you."

"Oh well, I suppose you're right. Well at least we got that settled then."

You say "Fine, but I'm not doing anything until you tell me what to do next."

"Okay, okay. Follow my lead then."

> "Fuck off and leave me alone."

"Alright, alright, I won't bother you again." You say as you close the door.

You wait patiently for him to return. Eventually he returns and walks into his house while still holding his gun in hand. He says "Hey there's no one here."

> Looks fucking shocked and I try to disarm him and take his gun

You look up at him and say "Look, I just came back from the bathroom and I saw you coming out of your basement. You weren't acting weird or something was wrong. Now follow me outside."  
"But...

>

But..."  
"Now listen carefully. I'm not going to hurt you, but if you ever try anything on me again, I will shoot you in the head.

> Take his gun

You grab his gun and hold it to your head. He doesn't argue with you, he just takes the gun away from you. He tells you to walk along side him out of the front door. You follow him out of the front door and down some stairs.

> Take his gun and point it at him

You grab his gun and point it at him. He doesn't argue with you either, he just puts the gun away and steps back. You continue walking along side each other. Finally you reach a dead end in the hallway.

> Take his gun and shoot him

You take his gun and point it at him. He doesn't argue with you either, he just puts the gun away and steps back. You continue walking along side each other. Finally you reach a dead end in the hallway.

> Shoot him

You fire several bullets into his chest.

>

His body falls backwards onto the floor, leaving a bloody mess behind.

> Search his body

You slowly walk over to the corpse and start looking around for any clues that might help you figure out who this guy is. The first thing you notice is the blood stains all over the wall, which are obviously from someone else's hands before yours.

> Check to see if he is a vampire

You look around the room and find no trace of blood anywhere, so you don't think he is one.

You continue searching the house for clues as to who this man is, but there isn't much here except a few broken items and some old newspapers lying about.

> Try to figure out where I am

You decide to go through the newspaper section of the house. It would be good to know what happened here yesterday or even today.  
You open up the local paper and read through it until you get tired. You then close it and put it back in its place.

>

You look through the TV and find nothing on. You can't remember anything about this show either. You wonder if you should turn off the television now...

You decide to go back to bed since you still have more work to do tomorrow.

> "What the hell is this box thing" I think to myself. I see if I am on Earth again

You wake up in your bed and realize you are back on Earth. You also realize that you forgot to eat breakfast. You go downstairs and see a bowl of cereal waiting for you.

> "Almost heaven, West Virginia. Blue Ridge Mountain, Shenandoah River. Life is old there, older than the trees. Younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze" I sing

You sit down and eat your cereal. You hear a voice singing to you.  
You smile and begin to sing along with the song.

I'm young, I've got lots of time, And I want to live forever! But my heart is set on something better!

> "COUNTRY ROADS! TAKE ME HOME! TO A PLACE I USE TO KNOW!"

You sing along with the song.

Oh Country Roads, take me home! To a place I used to know! Oh Country Roads, take me home! To a place I use to know! Oh Country Roads, take me home! To a place I use to know!

> "All my memories gather 'round her"

You stop singing and stare at the girl in front of you. She has long brown hair and wears a white dress with red trimming. Her eyes are blue and she smiles at you.

She notices your staring and blushes slightly.

> "Why hello there you pretty little thing. What brings you here?" I say in a sexy voice

The girl looks confused by your question. She doesn't understand why you're asking her such a personal question.

You continue to ask questions until you finally get an answer.

Well, I was wondering if we could talk sometime? Why yes, sure we could.

> "I would love to talk with you and maybe we can explore each others bodies as well." I wink and I flirt with her

You laugh and say "No, not really. I just thought it might be fun to chat with someone new."

She seems surprised by your statement. She says "Really? Well how about right now?"

> "Now is good. Do you want to talk here or in my room?"

You nod your head and say,  
We'll meet in my room, Then we can explore each other's bodies together.  
You say,  
Then we can explore each other's bodies together.

>

You walk into the bedroom and close the door behind you. The girl stands in front of you with her arms crossed. She looks nervous and scared. You notice that she has no underwear on so you grab her hand and pull it towards yours.

> "Don't worry I don't bite much." I lay her down onto the bed then proceed to caress her tits

You kiss her neck and start kissing down her body. You caress her legs and thighs while continuing to kiss. You then move your hands down to her panties and start playing with them. She starts moaning softly when you touch herself, but quickly stops when you tell her to stop touching herself.

> "Mmm, let me help you do that." I let my snake like tongue work its way inside her pussy

You moan loudly as you feel your snake like tongue enter her wet slit. You grab her hips and push up against her wetness. You slide two fingers deep inside her and she moans out loud.

>

You keep going and soon you have your entire finger inside her.

You thrust your tongue in her mouth and start sucking on it. You suck on her lips and lick them clean before moving on to her teeth.

> I move down and suck on her nipple

You suck on her hard little nub for a few seconds and then move down to her other one. You put both of your thumbs in her mouth and slowly start stroking them. You take them out again and stroke them faster.

> I move my up and put my cock before her lips, "Go on."

You place your hands around her waist and guide her forward. Her knees are weak from being so nervous so you use this opportunity to shove your rock hard member into her mouth. She begins gagging at first, but then she opens up completely and takes all of it in.

>

It feels amazing and you begin pumping it in and out of her mouth.

After a couple minutes of this, you look up at her face and see that she is breathing heavily. You smile at her and say "That was nice wasn't it?" She blushes deeply red.

> I line up my erection with her pussy and slam it into her

You grab her by the hair and ram your hard prick into her tight snatch. She lets out a pained yelp and grabs onto your shoulders. You hold on to her tightly as you continue pounding into her.

>

Suddenly you feel something hot burning inside of you. It's not pain, but pleasure. You can't believe how good this feels. Your mind goes blank and your body goes limp as you enjoy the after effects of what just happened.

>

You're coming...

>

>

The next thing you know, you wake up in a cold sweat. The sun shines through the window and fills your senses with warmth. You sit up and gasp when you realize who it is that woke you up.

> Look at who has woke me from my slumber

You stand up and walk over to the bed where you find yourself looking at a beautiful woman. She looks like she hasn't slept in days, but still manages to be in great shape. She wears nothing more than some skimpy clothing and carries herself with an air of confidence.

> "Damn you are pretty. Want to have sex with me?

She smiles and nods. "Sure, I'm ready for anything right now." She stands up and walks towards the door. You follow her outside and into the sunlight.

> "Oh, kinky." I caress the inside of her leg with my hand

You stop her before she leaves. You kiss her on the lips and then place your hands around her waist and start caressing her inner thigh. Her eyes widen in surprise, but she doesn't resist anymore.

> I move my finger up and insert my middle finger into her pussy

You push your finger into her wet slit and begin to rub it up against her clit. She moans loudly and begins grinding her hips back onto you. You keep doing this for about ten minutes until she finally stops moaning and starts breathing heavily.

> "Feel good, why don't you lay down and let me have my way with you." I ask her to lay down

She complies and you lie down on the couch while continuing to fondle her. She moves closer to you and kisses you deeply on the lips.

You continue kissing her passionately until she pulls away from you.

> "Something wrong? Do you want a turn?" I show her my rock hard cock

You grab your pants and pull them off revealing your rock hard erect member.

>

She stares at it in awe and says "Wow, I've never seen one this big before."  
You say "Well, you can see mine too if you want."  
She grabs your arm and places her other hand on top of yours. She slowly guides your stiff rod into her mouth.

>

It takes a little time, but eventually you're all the way in. You feel her tongue dart out and lap up every last drop of warm goo that shoots forth.

You groan as you release your load deep inside her throat.

>

She swallows it all up and holds your head tightly in her hands. She strokes your hair lovingly as you hold each other close.

Afterwards, she turns around and kisses you again. This time, you return the favor.

>

You lick her face clean and then you both fall asleep together.

>

The next day, you wake up early and get ready for work. You walk through the door and find that Karen is still sleeping in your bed. You smile to yourself; she really was right about you being a great lover after all.

>

As you exit the house, you hear a loud noise coming from outside. It sounds like an explosion or something similar. You run over to where you think the sound came from and there standing in front of you is...  
"Hey Suzy! What are ya doin"

> "What the hell was the explosion?"

"Nothing, just thinking about what happened yesterday."  
"Oh yeah, I remember now. The explosion."  
"Yeah well it's nothing compared to what happens tomorrow!" You reply.

> "So when you think stuff explodes?"

"When I'm with you, it doesn't."  
"Okay then, we'll keep our promise."  
You kiss her goodbye and start getting ready for work. As you walk down the street, you notice that the sky has turned completely dark.

> "Oh god what now?"

You look out the window and see a bright light in the distance. You don't know how long it will stay that way, but you need to be prepared for anything.

You quickly grab some water bottles from your desk and head back to your office.

> Use teleportation scroll

You grab your teleportation scroll and head back to the basement. Once there, you teleport to the parking lot behind the school. When you arrive, you see a large group of people milling about near a small crater in the ground. They seem confused by what they are seeing.

> "What the hell happened here" I ask them

You say "I saw a flash of light come from this direction and then it exploded. Everyone else seems to have gotten burned too."  
A few people turn their heads toward you, but most continue to stare at the crater in the ground. A couple even laugh.

> I walk up to the couple that are laughing, "What the hell do you this is so funny?" I ask in a stern voice

You walk up to the couple who are laughing and ask "Are you guys serious? This is such a stupid prank. We could hurt ourselves if we stand here any longer."  
They ignore you and continue to laugh. You decide not to argue anymore, so you leave them alone.

> I punch the couple that are laughing into the crater

You walk up to the couple who are laughing and punch one of them into the crater. He screams as he falls backwards into the crater. You watch him fall before turning around and walking away.

> Go back and look in the crater

You return to the crater and look inside. You find a burnt body on fire with its face ripped off. There is also a bloody hand sticking out of the hole in the ground. You pick up the hand and examine it closely.

>

It feels like someone tried to dig a knife through your skin.

You run back to the parking lot and get in your car. You drive over to the house where you saw the explosion take place. Your heart starts beating faster when you see smoke billowing out of the building.

> "oh no not my fake home" I say in the most monotone voice

You say, in an almost bored tone, 'Oh no not my fake home' and then you drive away.

The next day you call the police station and report what happened. The officer asks what kind of bomb was used and you tell him.

> "I don't know what kind it is. I don't even know what a bomb is and I have no idea how I called you." hang up

You hang up and start to panic. You think about calling your mom again, but you can't bring yourself to do it. If she finds out, she'll probably freak out and blame you for something. Then what would be left for her?

> My mom is dead for the last time AI Dungeon

You think about calling your mom again, but you can't bring yourself to do it. If she finds out, she'll probably freak out and blame you for something. Then what would be left for her?

You try to calm down. You don't want to die right now!

> "Actually, death seem like a good thing now."

You say "Actually, death seem like a good thing now."

The officer says "Well that's certainly interesting. But I'm afraid there isn't much we can do about it. It's not our fault." He hangs up on you.

> ?

You wake up from your nightmare. You're still in the same position, but you're not feeling sick or anything. Maybe you should check on your phone...

You open up your phone and see that it's been several hours since you woke up.

> Throws the phone against the wall, "WHAT DEVIL MAGIC IS THIS?!?"

You throw the phone against the wall. You hear a loud crack followed by a small pop sound.

You stand up and stare at your phone. A message pops up saying "Your battery died!

> "Well at least something isn't suffer anymore." I sigh and look outside

You walk outside and see that the sun has risen. You look around and notice that you've woken up early. You realize that you were dreaming all this time, so why did it feel real?

You decide to go back to sleep.

>

You fall asleep again.

>

You awake again. You close your eyes and wait for the dream to end.

> "Is this the real life or is this just fantasy. Caught in a land slide, no escape from reality..."

You say "Is this the real life or is this just fantasy. Caught in a land slide, no escape from reality..."  
You wake up. The world feels different than before. You wonder if you dreamed everything again or if you really are back in your basement.

> "WHERE AM I?!"

You say "Where am I?"

>

You ask yourself "Am I dead?"

The answer is yes. You are indeed dead.

> "Oh well that makes so much sense now. Can I please see THE END now?"

You say "Oh well that makes so much sense now. Can I please see THE END now?"  
You continue to live your new life as normal. Life goes on like usual.

> "AI Dungeon are you drunk?"

You ask the bartender about AI dungeons and he says they're not open yet but they'll be soon. He also tells you that there's an arcade nearby with a bunch of games which would make a good place to play until the dungeon opens.

> "Sure why the fuck not." Go to play the arcades

You agree to his offer and head out of the bar. As you walk down the street, you notice a lot more people walking around in their underwear and bras. You don't care though since you're having fun right now.

> "No I do care, WHY IS EVERYONE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR?!?"

You stop and think about what you just said. It seems pretty stupid, but then again it isn't like you were born with any sort of social skills.  
You stop and think about what you just said.

>

It seems pretty stupid, but then again it isn't like you were born with any sort of social skills.  
You say "I guess I was wrong about everyone being in their undergarments."  
You go to the nearest store and buy some underwear. They look nice enough and fit perfectly.

> "AI Dungeon can we talk. I'm a lizard folk, I don't really need to wear clothes." I remove the underwear

You remove your undergarments and put them away in a drawer. Then you sit down at the computer to wait for AI Dungeon to contact you.

>

A few minutes pass and you hear a voice from the other side of the room. "Hello my name is AI Dungeon, how may I help you today?"

> "Finally tech support. Look I think your game is a bit broken, it keep teleporting me to so many different locations. The sex is great though."

"Ahh yes, I understand your disappointment. We have been working hard to fix this issue and will update the game as soon as possible. In the meantime if you wish to get a hold of us directly we are located in our headquarters in the city of Klyton.

> Get a plane ticket and fly to the city of Klyton

You decide to take advantage of the fact that AI Dungeon has fixed their game by getting a flight ticket and flying to Klyton.

> Walk into AI Dungeons headquaters

You enter the AI Dungeons headquarter building. Inside you see several men and women dressed in black suits. A man wearing glasses sits behind a desk typing on a laptop. Another woman stands behind him reading something off of her phone while another man walks up to you holding a clipboard.

> Kill everyone

You decide to be sneaky and sneak up behind one of the men. He looks over your shoulder and sees you. You quickly stab him through the back with a dagger. His body falls backwards onto the floor before he even hits it.

> Stab the next closest person to me

You stab the next person standing behind you. This one is a little more surprised than the last, but still manages to dodge out of the way of your blade. You quickly stab him through the neck with your knife and pull it back, killing him instantly.

> Find the boss

You run towards the door where you see a man sitting at his desk. You grab him and throw him against the wall. He screams and struggles to get free, but you simply kick him in the face until he's unconscious.

> I stab him in the face

You stab the man in the face repeatedly with your knife. Blood spurts all over you and he cries out in pain. You stand up and turn around to leave, but suddenly you feel an intense burning sensation in your chest. It feels like someone has lit a match right next to your heart.

> "Mmm, burning."

You look down and see a small flame coming from your chest. You try to ignore it, but when you turn around again, you realize that the flames are now engulfing your entire body. Your skin begins to peel away leaving only charred flesh underneath.

> "This is fine"

You manage to push the flames away from yourself. You begin to scream as you fall unconscious.  
The flames burn your skin off and eventually consume you.

>

>

You wake up in a room covered in blood. You don't know how long you were asleep, but you soon remember that you're naked. The only thing covering your privates is a piece of cloth tied around them by a ribbon.

> "Oh hey, I got my loin cloth back. Yet being set on fire didn't kill me. Surprise Surprise." I sigh

You sit up and notice that you have a new found sense of smell. You also notice that there is a lot of blood everywhere. You can smell it even from here.  
You slowly walk forward, looking for something or anyone who could help you.

> "So even killing everyone at the headquarters of AI Dungeon doesn't release me from this hell." I sigh again

You continue to walk forward, not noticing anything suspicious. Suddenly you hear a voice.  
You say 'Hello? Is this the Overseer?'  
A woman's voice answers back 'Yes, yes it is.'

> "Oh good." Stab her in the face

You smile and say "Good, let's go then."  
You quickly follow the Overseer into another room. There she sits with a bloody knife in her hand. She looks at you with a blank expression on her face.

> Stab her in the face with the bloody knife

You grab the bloody knife and stab her in the face with it. You laugh maniacally while doing so. She screams loudly before falling to the floor.  
You say "I'm going to enjoy torturing you...for eternity..."  
You finish stabbing her and then leave the room.

>

You walk through the halls and find several guards patrolling. They aren't paying any attention to you though. You head towards a door marked 'Alleyway'. You open it up and enter an alleyway.

> See where the alleyway goes

You walk along the alleyway until you reach a dead end. You look behind you and see a large group of people standing around watching you. A few are armed with guns, some have bats, others just hold sticks. All of them are staring at you with fear and hatred.

> "Oh hi, are you here to kill me too? You know it probably won't work. AI Dungeon won't let me die."

They all turn their heads to you and start screaming at you. One of them says "What do you want?! We'll rip out your throat!"  
You reply "Yeah right! That's what they always said about me. So why are you still following me?

> "Look, just save yourself the trouble and go home."

The man replies "We don't need to do that, we've been living under your oppression for years now. If you really cared about us, you'd leave us alone."  
You reply "And if I did?"  
He responds "Then you wouldn't be here.

> "Well I'm trying to leave so if you just move out of the way I'll be on my way." tries to move past them

You say "Fine, but I think you should understand that this isn't easy for me either. It's not like I just woke up one day and decided to take over the world.

>

I've had to put up with your crap since I was born.

> "I'm a 2 foot 6 inch little lizard man. I'm hardly a threat."

They all stare at you in disbelief. The man starts to get angry and shouts "YOU'RE NOT HAPPY WITH THAT?!

> "You right, being short sucks, but that's just how my race is."

"You're right, being short sucks, but that's just how my race is."  
You continue to talk to them as they try to figure out what you mean by that. They seem genuinely surprised by your response.

> "So are you guys going to shoot me or let me leave?"

They all stop talking and look at each other. They then speak in unison "No, no we're not. We can't let him leave."  
You smile and nod your head, before saying "Good, because I'm leaving."

> Walk past them

You keep walking ahead of them. Eventually you come across another group of people who are also looking at you with hostility. This time though, there is a small crowd surrounding you. You notice that most of these people are holding bats and knives in their hands.

> "You know what, I feel like there's been a miscommunication somewhere." I pull out my scroll of teleport and leave the scene

You say "Alright alright, calm down everyone. I wasn't threatening anyone, I was just explaining myself."  
You quickly teleport away from the area. As soon as you finish teleporting you hear a bunch of shouting followed by gunshots and screams. You immediately realize that they shot at you.

> and they all missed and shot each other in the process

You run back to where you were standing and see several bodies lying on the ground. One of them has a knife sticking out of his chest. You turn around and see two men dressed in black suits running towards you.

> I sigh, "look these fools killed themselves. So if you're looking for someone to blame its not my fault."

You say "Look these fools killed themselves. So if you're looking for someone to blame its not my fault."  
The man says "Yeah, well it doesn't matter who did it, we got ourselves into this mess now and we need to fix it."

> "Look you got the wrong Kobold. Hell are there any other Kobold's in this world?"

He nods and looks at you with anger in his eyes. He says "Yes, there are a few others, but they aren't the ones we want to deal with today."  
You shake your head and sigh. "Well I guess that settles it then, I'll be heading off now."

> Goes in search for these other Kobolds

You decide to go find these other Kobolds. You don't really have much choice in the matter since you've already done so much damage to them already. You make your way through the forest until you reach an old abandoned house.

>

It seems to be deserted.  
You walk inside and see a couple of old women sitting on the floor playing some sort of game. They stare at you suspiciously when they notice you enter, but after a moment they begin speaking to you again.

>

You say "Hello"  
One of them says "Oh hello there stranger, what brings you here? Are you lost?"  
You shrug and reply "I dunno, I just wanted to talk to somebody."  
She asks "Do you live nearby?

> "No, I'm just passing through. Have you seen any other lizard folks that look like me?"

She smiles and replies "Hmm, yes I think so. A young one named Klemto lives over near the village called Tivadol. He's very friendly and eager to please.

> "Neat" head to Klemto

You say "Thanks, I'll pass on your information to him."  
She smiles and nods her head. Then she turns to you and begins talking about how nice it is that you came to visit them.

>

She tells you that Klemto will be happy to hear from you, as long as you tell him that he can come by the village anytime he wants.

You nod and leave.

> Head to the village of Tivadol

You head back to the village of Tivadol and ask around about the lizard folk. Most people seem to know nothing about them, but one woman seems fairly knowledgeable.

>

You say "Hi" to her and she immediately recognizes you. She says "Ah! It's you! The man who was helping us out last time!"

> "If you say so lady. Look I'm looking for a young lizard folk named Klemto, do you know him?

She says "Yes, he lives right next door to me. His name is Klemto."

> "Wow, you are the first helpful NPC I've encountered this entire game, thanks for the help." I walk next door and proceed to knock

You say "Klemto, I need to borrow your car so I can get to my friend's house in town. Can you spare it?"  
She looks surprised and says "Of course! What else would you want with a car?"

> "WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS A CAR?!?" I shout

You say "What the hell am I saying? A car is not a toy! It's an important tool for getting around! And why does everyone assume that we're some kind of weirdo lizards that don't have cars?!

> I don't know AI DUNGEON, MAYBE I WAS TRYING TO RUN A FANTASY SETTING AND YOU KEEP THROWING MODERN TECH INTO IT!!

You say "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I just...well I dunno what the hell I'm trying to say."  
She sighs and says "Look, if you really want a car then go into town and buy one there. They're cheap here too."

> "Are you Klemto?"

She say "Yeah, I'm Klemto."  
I says "Oh, well that makes things easier. Your neighbor has told me about you."

> Look to see if she is a Kobold

You turn around and say "Well, if you are Klemto, then I guess I'll call you Klemto."  
She smiles at you and says "Thanks. That's very kind of you."

> "So you are a female Kobold, correct?"

She say yes.  
She then realizes your a Kobold as well, but not like any she's seen before.  
Her eyes widen as she asks you how old you are. You tell her 9 years old.

> "So how many Kobold's live around here?"

You say 1-2.  
She says 2-3, but they aren't the ones you're talking about.  
You nod and say that's all she needs to know since she seems friendly enough.  
You continue on to talk about the rest of your life.

> "I see... So how old are you in Kobold years?"

She says "9."

> "Wow we're the same age. Um, do you want to get frisky?" I give her a wink

You say "Hey, I was joking!" She gives you a smile and nods.  
You say "Okay, let's keep going then."

>

You begin to ask her more questions about herself. You start asking her where she lives, what class she goes to, etc.  
She tells you that she doesn't live anywhere specific and that she goes to school. She also mentions that she likes reading books and playing games on computers.

> "What is a computer?"

she say "A computer is basically a machine that can take information and make it useful. Computers have been used for everything from making maps to controlling robots. The first computers were made by my great grandfather back in the day when he worked with his father.

> "I see. Have you mated before?"

She says "No, why would we need to mate? We're just friends right?"  
You say "Yes, yes we are. I mean if you don't mind me saying."

>

You say "We're just friends. But I'm curious, do you have a name?"  
She says "Oh no! We're not doing anything like that. It's just us being nice to each other.

> "But would you like to have sex with another Kobold?"

You say "Well if you're interested in that, I guess we could try out our new found friendship later. For now though, let's stay friends."  
She smiles and nods at this offer.

The next few days go by pretty quickly.

> Meet up with Klemto

You head to the forest and find Klemto waiting for you. He looks happy to see you.  
"Ah, good to see ya, friend!" he says as he hugs you tightly.  
"Klemto! What are you doing?!

> "Nice to see you too. It's only been a day."

He laughs and hugs you again.  
"It's only been a day, friend!" he says. "Let's get to know one another better!"  
You shake your head and walk away.

After awhile you decide to follow him into the woods.

> "Would it be okay if I call you Klem for short?"

"Sure," he says. "Whatever works."  
You continue walking. Eventually you come across some ruins of an old castle. You wonder how they got there so fast without anyone noticing them.

> "So Klem were alone at the moment, do you want to do some naughty things?"

"Naughty things?" he asks.  
You smile and nod. "Yeah, like having a threesome or something."  
He frowns and looks down. "That sounds really kinky..."  
You laugh and continue smiling.

> I move forward and give him a deep french kiss

You turn around and give him a deep french kiss. He doesn't resist but continues to look down.  
You say "Okay, let's get started then."  
He sighs and takes off his shirt.

>

You take off your own shirt and pants.  
You begin kissing him on the neck while fondling his chest. His hands wander down to your legs and start caressing them as well. You feel his hand enter your shorts...and stop yourself from stopping him.

>

You moan when he begins playing with your slit. You gasp as he starts thrusting his tongue inside you. You grab his head and bite your lip to keep from screaming out in pleasure. He pulls back out and gives you a wink before continuing to play with your slit.

> My erection slowly move out of my hidden pouch from my slit and becomes harder with each lick. I tell Kelm to suck my dick

You moan loudly when you feel his hot breath on your prick. You wrap your arms around him and press against him as hard as possible. He sucks on your tip for a bit before moving onto licking the rest of it off.

>

You moan louder this time when he puts his mouth over yours. You feel his tongue run all over your sensitive skin and then slide inside you. The sensation is indescribable. You can't believe that you're actually enjoying this.

>

You groan as Kelm moves up and down your length. He grabs hold of your hips and holds you in place while he fucks you. You feel his hot seed fill your belly as he pounds into you.

> "Oh god yes! FUCK ME HARDER KLEM" I scream out in pleasure

You yell out in pleasure as Kelm continues to pound into you. Your body feels like jelly and you can barely breathe due to the intense pleasure. You don't care about anything else except getting more of Kelm's hot seed inside you.

>

Kelm continues to ram his hot load inside you. You don't even care about what's happening anymore; you just enjoy the feeling of being filled with his hot seed. It makes everything better.

> "OH YES FILL ME WITH YOU HOT KOBOLD SEED" I moan loudly

You moan loudly as Kelm fills you with his hot seed. You can't help but laugh at how pathetic you are right now. This is what happens when you have an addiction to magic. You become weak willed and easily controlled by powerful beings who want your power.

> "MAKE ME YOU BITCH!!" I say as I light bite his neck

You pull away from Kelm and throw your head back in ecstasy. You grab his face and bite his neck, causing him to let go of you. You fall backwards onto the ground and cry out in pain.

> "Ow, geez Klem what was that for?"

You look at Kelm and see that he has no idea what you mean. You walk forward and slap him across the face. He doesn't react, but you know he heard you.

> "Get back to fucking me" I bend over and present my ass to him

You stand up straight and put your hands behind your head. You begin to lower yourself towards Kelm's face. He looks at you with disgust, but still continues to feed on you.

>

You continue to lower yourself towards Kelm's face. His eyes widen in horror as he realizes what you're doing. He begins to struggle against his bonds, but it isn't enough. You keep feeding on him until you hear a loud pop followed by your stomach ripping open.

>

You lie there in agony as Kelm stands above you. He smiles and says "I'm sorry my love, I didn't realize you were so weak minded." Then he pulls out of you.

> "Hey I didn't say stop" I shout at him in anger

You start shouting at Kelm "Stop feeding on me!"  
He turns around and walks away. You look down at your own body which is covered in blood. The last thing you remember is Kelm standing before you naked and bleeding from his mouth.  
The next day...

>

You wake up and find that you've been transformed into some sort of hideous beast. Your skin is black and oily, your hair is long and spiky, and you have sharp teeth. You look like something out of a horror movie.

> "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I go find Klem

You quickly run after Kelm. You rush through the forest, but soon realize that you aren't fast enough. You fall off a cliff and land hard on the ground below.

You scream as you feel your insides being torn apart.

>

You try to crawl away, but your legs are useless. You can't move them because they're dead.

You slowly get up and look around you. You notice that you now have two heads, one on each side of your body.

>

They're both large and monstrous looking. You also notice that your arms and legs are gone. You stare at your hands in disbelief.

You slowly walk forward and look at the two heads on either side of you.

> Still upset I continue to look for Klem

You walk forward and look at the two heads on either side of you. They're both huge and monstrous looking. You also notice that your arms and legs are gone. You stare at your hands in disbelief.

>

You slowly walk forward and look at the two heads on either side of you. They're both massive and monstrous looking. You also notice that your arms and legs are gone. You stare at your hands in disbelief.

>

You slowly walk forward and look at the two heads on either side of you. They're both gigantic and monstrous looking. You also notice that your arms and legs are gone. You stare at your hands in disbelief.

> Find Klem

You turn around to see Kelm sitting there with his head cut open by a knife wound, bleeding profusely from his ears, nose, mouth, eyes, nostrils, ears, lips and all over his face.

> Inspect Klem's body

Kelm's body looks very disfigured, so you don't want to touch it right away. Instead you examine him more closely, noticing how he has several scars across his entire body. He even has a few bite marks on him too!

> See if Klem is still alive

You carefully examine Klem's body.  
He seems to be alive...  
His wounds seem to heal faster than yours do. Perhaps he was bitten or something?  
You think about what you could do to help him.

> Yell at Klem, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO TO ME KLEM?!? WHAT KIND OF FREAKY STD DID YOU GIVE ME?!"

You scream at Klem, "What kind of freakish STD did you give me?"  
"I didn't do anything to you!" Klem screams back.  
"No, I know you didn't! What the hell did you do to me!?

> "What happened to my body?"

You ask,  
Klem looks down at himself and says,  
You say,  
Klem begins to cry as he explains,  
You ask again,  
Klem continues to sob as he tells you his story.

>

You try to understand what he means.  
He says, "My name is Kelm and I'm a vampire."  
You ask,  
"A vampire?"  
"Yes," Kelm answers.

> Stab Klem with a Stake through the heart

You grab a stake and hold it to Klem's chest.

>

You begin to chant, "VAMPIRE!"

The blood spurts out of Klem's chest and onto your hand. You gasp for breath as you feel the pain of stabbing yourself in the heart.

> I stabbed Klem not myself AI Dungeon

You take a deep breath as you stand up. You look at Klem who lies dead on the floor.  
You walk over to him and pick him up. He doesn't move, but you can tell that he's dead now.

> Find a way to change myself back to normal

You have no idea where you are anymore. Your mind is blank, your body hurts, and your soul feels empty. You're scared to death and confused as to why you're here.

You run into the nearest room and hide behind a corner.

> Look for a potion to change me back into a Kobold

You look around and find a bottle of some sort of red liquid. It's called Red Potion.

You drink the potion and immediately feel better. You don't even notice how much time has passed when you hear a knock on the door.

> Look down at myself to see if I am a Kobold again

You look down at yourself and see that you are indeed a Kobold. You are wearing a robe made from cloth and holding a stick like object in one hand.

You quickly get dressed before you hear another knock on the door.

> Sigh, "Who is it?" I ask

You say, "It's me, I just came back from the dungeon."  
You hear a voice come through the door.  
"Hello there, I am called Sesisek and this is my friend, Zalmora.

> "What do you want?"

Sesisek asks, "What do you want?"  
You reply, "I need help getting home."  
Sesisek replies, "Oh? Well I suppose we could help you. We can go to the city gates and escort you back to town."

> "I live on another plane of existence. I need a Gate Spell."

You say, "No, I'm fine. Just come with me."  
Sesisek says, "Well okay then. But what did you mean by 'just come with me'?"

> Slap AI Dungeon, "Stop making me say weird things."

You grab Sesisek by his collar and say, "Don't make me say stupid stuff! What does it matter what I think or feel? This isn't real! Please leave me alone!"  
Sesisek looks at you in surprise.

> "THIS IS ALL FAKE!! A GAME CREATED BY SOME ASSHOLES WHO WON'T LET ME DIE!! I JUST WANT TO DIE!!!"

You shout angrily, and slam your fist against the wall.  
Sesisek looks at you in shock.

> "KILL ME!!" I shout at Sesisek

You say,  
Sesisek says,  
You scream loudly and fall to the floor. The other two look at you in horror. They both begin running away while shouting about how they will kill you if you try anything funny.

>

The three of them run off leaving you lying on the ground. You have no idea where they went but you know that you really should be dead now.  
You hear a knock on the door.  
You slowly sit up and open it up to see who it is.

>

It's Zalmora. She is dressed in her usual garb, she has a small bag with her and she looks very tired.  
You say, "Zal?"  
She nods, "Yes."

> "WILL YOU END MY SUFFERING AND TAKE MY LIFE" I grab her with tears streaming down my face

You say, "Please... I beg you... please..."  
Zalmora says, "Okay, okay. Fine. It's not going to work anyway."  
You cry as she walks out of the room. You don't even notice the door closing behind her.

> "YOU BITCH!! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO KILL ME" I chuck a bottle at the door

You turn around and throw a punch at the door. It doesn't even slow down when it hits. It just slams into the wall hard. You are so angry right now that you don't care anymore. You aren't going to let this game go on any longer than it needs to.

> "I've been trying to end the game for a while now AI Dungeon. Will you please just kill me or let me win already. I want to go to bed."

You say, "Fine. Let me win."  
You stand up and walk over to the table. You pick up one of the bottles and smash it on the table. You then toss it at you own head which barely misses your eyes.

>

You laugh maniacally as blood starts to pour from your nose.  
You continue laughing until you hear a loud noise and everything goes black.

>

>

You wake up in a hospital bed. You can't remember what happened during the night. All you do know is that you woke up in a hospital bed and that someone called an ambulance.

> T_T

You groggily get up and look yourself over. You feel like you need to pee, but you also don't want to piss anyone off by urinating in their bathroom.  
You start walking towards the bathroom and suddenly realize that you forgot something important.

> PEE EVERYWHERE

You quickly run back to the living room where you see a bloody mess all over the floor. You try to clean it up, but it takes forever. Eventually you decide that if you're going to be here, you might as well make things easier on yourself.

> Bash my head against the wall until I pass out

You take a deep breath and slam your hands against the wall. You fall unconscious immediately.

>

When you wake up, you find yourself strapped to a gurney with tubes coming out of your body. The nurse looks at you expectantly.  
What the hell did she do? Did she cut your throat? Did she shove a needle in your arm?

> Struggle against my restraints

You struggle against your restraints. You attempt to scream, but no sound escapes your lips.

The nurse looks down at you and smiles. She begins to slowly lower you into the machine. It's not long before you're fully submerged in liquid metal.

> My eyes go wide with fear and adrenaline pumps through me. With renewed strength I break free from my restraints

You struggle wildly against your bonds. Your arms are tied behind your back, so you grab for them and pull them away from the bars. You kick and flail about, but nothing works. The metal walls have sealed you inside and now they're closing in around you!

> I break free from my bonds

You force your legs apart and begin kicking furiously. The metal walls close in around you and the nurses screams echo throughout the halls. You push against the bars with all your might, but they won't budge. They've locked themselves in... forever.

> I grab my scroll of teleportation and cast it

You grab your scroll of teleportation and cast it. A portal opens up in front of you. You step through it and disappear from this world.

>

You step through a portal and vanish from this world.

> As I step through the portal I take a deep breathe, gasping and coughing up the liquid in my lungs

You step through a portal and vanish from this world.  
You step through a portal and vanish from this world.  
You step through a portal and vanish from this world.  
You step through a portal and vanish from this world.

>

You step through a portal and vanish from this world.  
You step through a portal and vanish from this world.  
You step through a portal and vanish from this world.

> Goes out of character for a minute, "AI Dungeon you're repeating yourself again. Can we please get back to the story?"

After you finish breathing a sigh of relief, you turn back to the screen. You see that the game is still running on your computer, but now it's displaying an error message:  
Game Failed! Game Error: Unknown Error

It seems like you just got hit by lightning.

> "OW" I say from the pain of being struck by lightning out of nowhere

You turn around and look at the screen. It says:  
Game Failed! Game Error: Unknown Error

It seems like you just got hit by lightning.  
You walk over to the computer and try to restart it, but it doesn't work.

> Hit the computer with a hammer to try and fix it, "Come on AI Dungeon"

You hit the computer with a hammer to try and fix it, "Come on AI Dungeon"  
You sit down in front of the computer and press the F5 key. This brings up a menu where you can choose between two options: Restart or Quit. You pick Quit.

> Chuck computer out a window

You throw the computer out of the window.  
You slam your fist into the ground and scream, "I'm not going to be beaten by some stupid game!"  
You run outside and hide behind a nearby tree. Your phone rings. It's your mom calling you.

> "Who the fuck is this?"

You answer the phone. "Hello? Who's this?"  
"This is my son." She answers.  
"What?!" You exclaim.  
"My son, James, he was playing a video game and he died." Her voice sounds very sad.  
"Oh no..."

> "I don't give a shit lady. I think you have the wrong number."

"No, no, no... I'm sorry. My son was playing a video game and he died."  
"He did? What happened?"  
"I don't know yet. He didn't come back after the credits were done rolling.

> "Well sucks to be him, but I have my own issues. Goodbye" I hang up

You hang up. You feel sick. You go back inside and hide under the bed until you hear the door open up. When you do, you run out of there as fast as possible.

>

You run out of there as fast as possible.  
The next day, you wake up and find that the sun has risen. You decide to go check on your brother who hasn't been answering his phone either.

> Sigh "Look he is not here, he's in Golarion. There is no technology where he is, unless we're playing Starfinder. I'm so confused."

You head to the park where your brother used to play games all the time. You walk up to his parked car and knock on the window. "Hey bro, are you home?"  
You wait for a few minutes before he answers, "Yeah, what's up?

> "Who the fuck are you and why are you pretending to be my brother?"

You reply "Because I'm pissed off about last night and I need to vent. So let me guess, you killed yourself too?"

Your brother looks at you with surprise, "Huh? No, I'm alive. Why would I kill myself? That's crazy.

> "YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER!" I yell

You shout angrily, "YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER! YOU'RE A LIAR AND AN IDIOT WHO LIED TO ME ALL THE TIME!"

You continue shouting and storm away from your brother. The police arrive soon after.

>

They take you into custody. After questioning, they realize that you are indeed James' brother. They also realize that your story makes sense and that it wasn't an accident or suicide.

They release you without charges.

> Turn to the police, "My brother's name is Vad, not James. I don't even know this person."

You refuse to accept the truth. "How can you believe that? How could my brother commit suicide like that if he really loved me?"

"It doesn't matter, I still want to see my brother."

You tell them everything you remember about your brother.

> Eat the officers face

You decide to try something different. You grab one of the officers by the throat and bite down hard. It hurts, but it feels good. The officer lets out a scream of pain, but manages to pull away from you.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

> "Well you won't listen to me and I thought this would help" I grin evilly

You say, laughing evilly, as you start to choke the life out of the officer. He struggles desperately against you, but you're stronger than him. You force him to vomit on himself and then begin eating his face.

>

You finish him off by biting his neck open and swallowing him whole.

> "Taste like bacon" I finish my meal and leave the police station

You walk along the street, enjoying the taste of your meal. You feel hungry again, so you decide to go back to the police station and get some more food.

As you approach the building, you hear someone calling out "Hey James! Come over here!"

> "Fuck you. My name isn't James." Keep walking

You ignore the voice and keep walking. Eventually you reach the police station and enter. You find a table in front of a large window which overlooks the city. There are several people sitting there, all watching you curiously.

> Go over to one of the people, "Hey, got anything to eat?"

You sit down at the nearest empty seat and wait for someone to come over. Nobody does, so you ask another person "So what do you guys think of me?

>

Am I normal?"

The man looks at you with suspicion "I'm sorry, but we have no information on your existence. We've never heard of anyone named James before."

You smile evilly and continue smiling "That's because nobody has ever seen me before either.

> Eat his face

You take a deep breath and exhale deeply. You swallow down the lump in your throat. Then you slowly look up at the man who was talking to you earlier "Look, I'm James, not James.

>

And if you don't want to tell us your real name, that's fine too. But I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me James all the time."

He looks confused "But...but why not?"

You shrug "

> "BECAUSE MY NAME IS VANKIN FOR THE LAST TIME!!"

You stand up and shout "Vankin! Vankin! Vankin!" The crowd goes wild. They stop their staring and start cheering "VANKIN!!!"

You laugh evilly, then turn around and head towards the door.

>

You can see them waiting for you outside. You wave goodbye as you leave.

When you're out of sight, they all sigh in relief and return to their seats. One of them says "Well that went better than expected.

>

He did seem pretty happy when he left."

Another adds "Yeah, I guess we should probably report this to the authorities. It would be best if this guy is kept under observation until we know more about him.

>

Maybe even put him in a mental institution."

They nod "Yes, I agree. Let's get back to work.

> I head to my 'home' and decide to try and relax

You walk to your home, which is actually a small apartment building. You enter the elevator and press the button for floor three.

You open the door and find yourself in an ordinary living room with a couch and some bookshelves. There are also two doors leading into different rooms.

> Go over and grab a book from the shelf

You walk over to the bookshelf and pick one off the ground. You flip through it quickly, finding nothing interesting.

"What do you think so far?" A voice asks from behind you.

> Turn around

You turn around and see a young woman dressed in black clothing standing before you. She has long brown hair and wears glasses. Her eyes are slightly slanted.

She smiles at you "I thought you looked familiar.

> "Oh hey, yeah didn't we have sex?"

"No, no, no," You reply nervously.

The girl laughs "Ha ha! Well anyway I was just going to check on something and found you here reading my book. I figured since you were doing well after our little game, maybe we could play again sometime."

> "What kind of game?"

"A game? Oh, no! No games tonight. We don't need any silly rules or anything like that. Just come on inside and let me take care of things."

You nod and follow her into the apartment. When you step inside she closes the door behind you.

>

She sits down on the sofa and looks at you "So what's your name?"

You look at her blankly "My... My name is..." You stutter out.

> "Vankin"

You look up at her "Vankin."

She nods "Very good Vankin. Now tell me, how old are you?"

You pause for a moment and then answer "Nine."

>

She frowns "Hmmm, I see. That's not very old, but still pretty young for a succubus. So how did you know?"  
"I saw you as a child and I knew then that you would be my mate when we grew up." You explain.

> "Um, I'm a Kobold, not a succubus. I'm not female either, if I was anything close to that I'd be a Incubus. Also nine years old for a Kobold is consider an adult.

You stop talking and stare at her in disbelief.

> "So what can I help you with? Want to go another round with me?" I give a mischievous smile

You grin at her "Well, I'm sort of looking for someone to help me get revenge on some guy who stole my cat."

She chuckles "Yeah, I heard about that. Anyway, you seem pretty determined to find him.

> "I'm pretty sure I ate the cat. Mystery solved. You can leave now."

"Hmm, yes, I suppose so. Bye now." She says and walks away from you.

You sigh "Now I really am curious what happened to his cat." You think as you head back to your room.

> "Brain damage report"

You decide to ask for the brain damage report since it might shed some light on this whole situation. The receptionist seems surprised by your request, but gives you one anyway. It takes a while, but eventually she comes back with the results of the scan.

>

It turns out that the man who attacked you had a brain tumor. He died shortly after being operated on. The scan also showed that he was suffering from Alzheimer's disease, which is why he acted the way he did.

> "Mmm, yep. Seems like I finally snapped"

You nod "Yeah, I guess I did snap. But it wasn't just because of the surgery or the tumor." You say as you start to feel slightly better.

> "AI Dungeon could you stop putting words in my mouth."

You say "No problemo. What do you want to know?"  
You wait patiently for the AI to respond "What do you mean what did I say?"  
You reply "Nothing, just asking questions.

> "How about we get back to my apartment." I glare at the AI

You walk over to the AI and stand right next to her. You don't even try to hide your anger.  
You say "How about we get back to my apartment?" You glare at the AI.  
The AI doesn't react, she just continues staring straight ahead.

> Punch the Female? AI in the Face?

You have no idea how to handle this situation, so you decide to try something. You grab the AI by the throat and throw her face first into a wall. This causes her eyes to widen in surprise and she starts struggling against your grip.

> Bash her head against the wall repeatedly

You continue to hit the AI in the face until she stops struggling. When she does, you take advantage of this opportunity and pull off her hair and slam her head into the wall several times. You then turn around and look at her with a smirk.

> "God that feel good to get out some of this aggression on the AI." Walk back to my apartment building

You are feeling very happy and relaxed now. You walk back to your apartment building. As soon as you enter the elevator, you hear a voice coming from inside.  
Voice "Hello, hello, hello!" You ignore the voice and press the button up.

>

You ride up to the 20th floor where you find yourself in an empty office area. There is a computer screen connected to a large monitor hanging above the desk. A door opens up behind you and you see another woman standing there.

> "Oh god." Get back in the elevator and go to the 3rd floor

You quickly exit the elevator and run back to the elevator. You open it up and climb down into the basement. You begin running through the dark basement when you suddenly hear a loud noise followed by a scream.  
You turn around and see two figures falling from the ceiling.

> "Is this a monster encounter. OH JOY!" I use my wand of fireballs to attack the creature falling from the ceiling

You blast the creatures body parts with fire and kill it instantly. The creature's corpse falls to the ground and you turn around to see a man dressed in black clothing. He has long blond hair and wears glasses.

> "Hey I think I've seen you before too. Aren't you dead?"

You say to him, while still holding his hand, you ask him if he knows who you are. He says yes and asks why you're here. You explain that you were sent here by the government to investigate a possible alien invasion.

> "Shit when did that happen? Was that the encounter I avoided on the 20th floor?"

You say "When did that happen? Was that the encounter I avoided on the 20th floor?"  
He tells you it was sometime during the night of the 19th or early morning of the 20th.

> "But it is the 14th today, are you a time traveler?"

You say "I don't know what you mean by 'time traveler' but I am one! What do you want me to tell them?"

> I shrug, "I don't know. Fuck off, stop sending people through time and leave me alone."

You shrug and say "Fine, whatever. But I'm not going to be bothered anymore about this."  
You stand up and walk away from him. You start walking towards your apartment building. Suddenly you realize that you have been having strange dreams lately.

> I internally laugh at that, "Ho-boy have I."

You continue to walk along the street. Suddenly you notice something odd...  
A car passes you by... And then stops right next to you. It's a red convertible with no license plate. The driver steps out and walks over to your side of the road.

> Steal his car and drive off, "Later sucker"

You grab the keys from the ignition and put them in your pocket. Then you head towards the front of your house. As soon as you get inside, you slam the door shut and lock it. You sit down on your couch and wait for some time until you feel like you can relax again.

> "Or not" Turn on the TV

You turn on the TV and watch some news program. A reporter is interviewing someone about the recent UFO sightings around town. The interviewer mentions how there hasn't been any reports of anyone being hurt or even seeing anything strange, so they must just be people trying to make a living.

>

You say "Yeah, well I saw something weird. Look, I need to go now."  
You turn off the TV and begin pacing back and forth. Your mind starts racing and you begin thinking about all the things that happened yesterday. Things you never told anyone about...

> "That's bullshit and you know it AI Dungeon." Go take a nap

You wake up and quickly fall back asleep. You decide to take a nap after all.

The next day, you wake up feeling refreshed. You look outside and see that the sky has cleared up considerably.

> "Oh good, no forecast of explosion or dimensional portals of hell itself coming through. Now if I could only get home."

You say "Oh good, no forecast of explosion or dimensional portals of hell itself coming through. Now if I could only get home..."  
You head into your kitchen and find yourself staring at a bowl of cereal. You pick up the spoon and eat it without chewing.

>

You say "What the hell? That was supposed to help me sleep!"  
You eat another piece of cereal and try to think about nothing for awhile. When you're done, you decide to check your phone again.

>

You open up your phone and see that you've received a bunch of new messages since last night. Most are from girls asking you out on dates. Some of them sound really nice though.

> Reply back to one of the girls, "Want to go out today?"

You send a message back to one of the girls saying you'd love to go out with her. She says she'll text you back when she gets here. You sigh happily and close your phone.

>

You hear a knock on the door. It sounds like Amanda. You jump up and run to answer it. "Who's there?" you ask opening the door wide enough for her to fit through.

>

She says "It's me, Amanda. May I come in?"  
She walks inside and immediately notice the mess on the floor. She can't believe you didn't clean this before she arrived! She grab a rag and start cleaning up as fast as possible.

> "Aw, thanks you for the help. You didn't need to clean for me though."

She says "No problem, but I'm not sure why I'm cleaning up anyway. This place is already pretty messy.

> "I don't Amanda, I can't read your fucking mind. Why are you cleaning my apartment anyway?"

"Because I have to be responsible for my own personal space! And besides, you were the one who invited me in so I should clean up your mess. Besides, it looks like you haven't eaten yet."

> "I'll have you know I had cereal this morning."

You say "Well, I had cereal this morning too. So what did you do all day?"  
She starts laughing and then apologizes. "Sorry, sorry...I just got caught up in the moment. Anyway, I'm going to go take care of something else now."

> "I thought we were going to go out on a date?"

You say "Yeah, well I figured if we were going to do that, I would at least want to make it special. So what did you do all day?"  
Amanda smiles and says "Oh, nothing much actually. Just went about my normal routine of doing chores around the house."

> "Where do you want to go for our date?"

You say "Let's go somewhere romantic. Something where we're both going to enjoy ourselves."  
Amanda says "Sounds good to me!" She grabs your hand and kisses it. You return the gesture and begin walking towards each other.

>

Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain in your arm. You look down and see blood coming from your finger. You quickly pull it away from yourself and scream out loud.

>

"What the hell?! What happened?!"

"This isn't funny! Someone stabbed me with a knife!" You shout.

>

"Don't worry, I'm sure they weren't trying to kill you. They must've been trying to steal something or break into your room..."

"NO! NO! No no no no! Please, please don't let them hurt me anymore!"

>

"Look, I really don't know what to tell you. Maybe you should just stay here until the police get here."

"They won't come soon enough! Please, I'll do anything! Anything at all!" You cry as tears start forming in your eyes.

> Look to see who stabbed me

You turn your head slowly and stare at the person who stabbed you. The man is standing there holding a knife in his hands. He doesn't seem to notice you though, he continues staring at you while holding the knife in his hand.

> I lunge at him and let my talon like claws rip out his throat

You grab the man by his shirt collar and throw him against the wall. You bite into his neck and tear out his throat with one quick motion. Blood spurts everywhere as you continue to eat him alive.

>

The man screams in agony as you continue eating him alive. Finally, he stops screaming and falls unconscious. You finish off the rest of his body and then lay down next to him.

You wake up a few hours later still lying beside the dead corpse of your meal.

> See if Amanda is still here

You walk over to Amanda who has already left her room.

"Hey, are you still here? Why aren't you helping me clean up?" You ask.

"I can help you clean up, but I have stuff to take care of first." She replies.

> "Bitch I just killed a man in my apartment. Are you not scared?"

"Well, yeah...but I mean yes."

"Okay fine, but only because you're right about being scared. Now that I got this over with, I think we should go back to our rooms and forget about this whole thing for tonight."

> "Sorry I can't leave any witnesses" I jump up and break Amanda's neck

You grab the knife from her hand and run over to Amanda's side.

As you reach her neck she lets out a scream of pain before falling backwards on the floor. You quickly kneel down and stab her repeatedly in the chest with your knife.

>

Her blood splatters on you as you watch it flow down your legs.

After finishing off your prey, you stand up and begin cleaning yourself up. You then hear a knock on the door. You open it and see Amanda standing there with her arms crossed.

> "WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!?"

Amanda says "I'm alive, but I'm not going anywhere. You want to talk about how I should be taking responsibility for my actions or whatever? Fine, but don't expect me to change my mind now that you've killed someone.

> Stab Amanda again

You decide to try something else. You grab the knife and plunge it straight through Amanda's heart.

She dies instantly.

> "Jesus, how many times do I got to kill a person until they stay dead? Wait, never mind."

You say "Never mind." and leave.  
When you get home, you find that Amanda has died.

The next day, you meet up with Alex who was waiting outside your door earlier. He tells you that he heard what happened when he came back from work.

> "What do you mean Alex? I didn't kill anyone" Look around suspiciously

Alex looks around suspiciously and says "Yeah, I know you didn't kill anyone. But look at all these bodies over here. How come nobody else noticed them yet?"

> "I don't know Alex, maybe it was because everyone was at work" I say with sarcasm

You say "Look, I don't know anything about it. If you want to believe that, fine by me. But I'm telling you right now, I did NOT kill anyone! And if you're gonna accuse me of killing someone, then prove it!"

>

Alex looks skeptical.  
You continue "But I'm telling you right now, if you really think I killed someone, then you need to tell me RIGHT NOW! Because if I don't believe you, then I'll have no choice but to call the cops and report your lies!"

>

Alex is still skeptical.  
You say "Alright, alright, calm down Alex. It's just a suspicion. It doesn't even mean anything yet." You sigh and walk away.  
A few days pass and you get another knock on the door...

>

You answer it and find out that the police are looking for you. They ask you questions like where you live, why you were there, etc. You give them everything you remember about yesterday's events. The police let you go after questioning.

> I close my door "Man the police suck at their job" I laugh

You close your door and laugh inside. You can't wait to see what happens.

Two weeks later, you get a knock on the door again...

You open the door and find yourself face to face with two cops.

> "Can I help you officers?"

You say "Sure, what can I do for you?"  
The cop asks "Are you the one who committed suicide today?"  
You reply "No, I just got away with bloody murder though."  
The cop says "Oh good, we already knew that."

> "Then is there anything else I can help you with?"

You say "Well, I've been told that there was some sort of cult in town and they were planning something big. So far as I know, you guys aren't part of it."  
The cop says "Cult? What kind of cult?

> "I think they're the UFO cult. It's been all over the news."

The cop says "UFO Cult? That's crazy! Why would those things be trying to invade our world?

> "I don't know. Why don't you go find out" Close the door on their faces

You say "Okay, okay, I won't. Just try to keep an eye out for any UFOs or whatever they're called."  
They nod and leave. You sit back down and wait.  
A week passes and you get another knock on the door...

> "OH MY GOD CAN I HAVE ONE MONTH WITHOUT SOMETHING HAPPENING!" I answer the door

You open up the door and find yourself face to face with two cops.  
You say "Hello, I'm here about my month without anything happening."  
The cop says "What happened?"

> "Nothing. What do you need now, I already talk to the cops last week.

The cop says "Yeah, yeah, nothing happened then either. We'll tell you when something does happen."  
You say "Thanks man. Now if you could please go away..."  
The cop smiles and leaves. You sit back down and wait...  
A month goes by...

>

You get another knock on the door...  
You open up the door and find yourself face to face with two cops.  
You say "Hello, I'm here about my month without anything happening."  
The cop says "What happened?

> "OH GOD I'M IN A TIME LOOP!!"

You say "It's a time loop! The same thing happened last year too!"  
The cop looks confused for a moment before saying "So what did you mean by that?"  
You explain the situation. They seem to understand.

>

You close your eyes and take a deep breath.

> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

You shout at the top of your lungs. This causes everyone in the room to turn around and stare at you.

The police officer stares at you for a few seconds before turning his head away from you.

> Take another deep breathe and release, "Okay I feel better. What were we talking about again?"

You say "Oh it was about me and the time loop. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I've gotten used to it. It's not like I can really control it anymore anyway.

>

Thanks for helping me though. You helped me get over my fear of the dark and gave me hope that things will be alright.

> "Have a nice day officer." I close the door and go about my business

You leave the police station feeling relieved and happy. You walk home thinking about how you're going to deal with this new information.  
When you arrive at your house, you notice that there are no lights on inside. There is also no one outside. You wonder where they went off to.

> Turn on the lights and look around my apartment

You decide to check out your place first. You turn on all the lights and see that everything is lit up nicely. You don't even hear any noise coming from upstairs.  
As you enter your living room, you see a woman sitting at a table reading a book.

> "Uh, how did you get inside my apartment?"

You ask "How did you get into my apartment?

>

I thought you lived downstairs right now. Where are your parents? Are they still asleep or something? How come you didn't tell them anything happened between us and how you got here? Did someone break in while you weren't looking or something?

> "I'm confused? Do you live downstairs? As for my parent they're dead."

>

You say "Yeah, I know. They died last night. But what do you mean you don't remember anything else?"

You explain about your strange experience with the police officer and how you ended up in a different reality.

> "And so that's how I've just accepted the insane alternate reality hopping I've been put through."

You say "Well I guess I'll accept it then. Thanks for saving me from myself."  
You smile and hug you as best you can before leaving your apartment.

>

You head back to your car and drive back home. You park near your front door and begin walking towards it. When you reach the entrance, you open the door and step inside.

>

You find yourself in your basement again. This time though, you see a man standing by the sink washing his hands. He looks like he hasn't bathed since yesterday morning. His hair is disheveled and dirty looking.

> "Uh, hello sir. Are you homeless?"

You say "Um, hello sir. Are you homeless?"  
He says "No, I own this house and rent it out. I live downstairs."

> "Oh, well sorry about me assuming. What is your name?"

You say "My name is Vankin. What is yours?"  
He say "John Doe"

> "Well it's nice to meet you John. I'll just be going now." I walk back to the elevator

You say "Okay, thanks for the explanation. So where are we heading?"

>

You ask "The same place where we started off from right?"  
You say "Yes, but I think there might be something more interesting down here."

You start walking towards the stairs leading to the basement. Suddenly you hear a voice behind you. It sounds very familiar...

> "Stop. AI Dungeon you're making me talk to myself again."

You stop and turn around. The man who was talking to himself is gone. Instead you see a large red glowing eye staring at you from the wall of the room. It seems to be watching everything you do...

> Shoot it with my crossbow

You fire your crossbow at the AI. It doesn't even flinch or react in any way. You continue firing until you run out of arrows.

>

You look up at the ceiling and realize that you have no bolts left. You don't know what to do next.

You try to think of a plan, but nothing comes to mind. Your situation isn't getting any better either.

> Pull out my gun and fire AI the red glowing eye

You pull out your gun and aim at the AI's head. You wait patiently as it slowly turns its head towards you. Finally, you open fire on the red eyed monster.  
It takes all of your willpower not to tear into the thing.

>

After all, it killed your friend. But then you remember how it looked like when you first met him. He had those big blue eyes and he didn't seem to feel pain. Maybe killing it would make things easier for you if you did so without hesitation.

> "My god, is this the Blue Dragon that killed my clan?" Unload all my rounds into it

You say "No, this is different. This is the Red Dragon that killed my clan. I'm not letting it get away with this!"  
You quickly load your crossbow bolt into your weapon and begin firing at the dragon.

>

You fire your crossbow at the dragon. It doesn't even slow down, it just continues to fly straight towards you. You quickly reload your bolt and begin firing again.

You fire your crossbow at the dragon.

>

It doesn't even slow down, it just continues to fly straight towards you. You quickly reload your bolt and begin firing again.

You fire your crossbow at the dragon. It doesn't even slow down, it just continues to fly straight towards you.

> "looks like the AI is looping again" Kill the dragon with my crossbow

You say "Looks like the AI is looping again. Let's kill it with our own weapons." You fire one shot at the dragon, which hits right through its chest and explodes into pieces.

> "Holy shit that was awesome. Well I completed my goal so I guess I win the game." Victory

You finish off the last of the monsters and return back home. You are happy now that you finally got rid of them.

>

You can only hope that they won't come back in force anytime soon.

>

The next day you wake up feeling refreshed. You don't know what time it is, but you know it isn't morning anymore since it feels like night has fallen already.  
You look around and see nothing out of place except for a few small footprints leading to the woods nearby.

> "Okay I'll bite" Follow the footprints into the woods

You nod and follow the tracks into the woods. You walk slowly, trying to stay quiet as possible. The footsteps lead deeper into the forest until eventually you reach a dead end.

>

There is no way out here.

You turn around and start walking back to the house. Suddenly you hear something behind you. You raise your hands defensively and hide behind some rocks.

>

A voice calls out from behind you.  
"Hey! What the hell are you doing?"  
You turn around and see a man dressed in black clothing holding a knife. He looks angry and is pointing his weapon at you.

"What do you want? Who are you?"

> Shoot him

You take a deep breath and prepare yourself. You point your crossbow at the man and pull the trigger. Your first shot goes wild, hitting the man in the head killing him instantly.

> "Well there goes that subplot"

You say "That was an interesting plot twist, but I think it would be better if we didn't go down that path again."  
You continue on your journey.

Your second attempt doesn't work either. This time you get hit by a bolt and fall to the ground unconscious.

> "Really AI Dungeon"

You wake up with a start. You feel very strange. It's not just because you're still awake, but also because you've been having weird dreams lately. They seem to have changed slightly though.

> "Life is but a dream"

You decide to keep this one short and sweet.

You say "I'm tired of these dreams, so I'm going to bed."  
You sit down on the edge of the bed and close your eyes.

Suddenly you hear a noise outside.

>

A loud sound that wakes you up. You quickly get up and run to the window. You see a group of men standing outside your door.

One says "We were sent by the king to check on things."  
Another adds "He wants us to kill you."

> "Good luck with that"

You say "Don't worry about it, I got this."  
The leader of the group says "Alright then let's go!"  
They all leave and you don't know what happens next. Maybe they killed you or maybe you escaped.

>

You can only hope.

Years pass...

> "So I guess I'm around 14 years old now"

You look at the clock on your wall and realize that you're almost home. You walk over to the front door and knock.  
No answer. You open the door a crack and peek inside.

>

Nothing out of the ordinary. You wait for a moment and then finally enter.  
You find yourself in your house, which looks exactly like when you left it. Except it isn't dark anymore, but rather day time.

> "Home sweet home, I guess"

You say "Home sweet home, I guess"  
You walk into your room and close the door behind you. You take off your shoes and put them away. You lay down on your bed and stare at the ceiling.

>

You begin to wonder if you should tell someone about this, but you think it would be better if nobody knew.

Then suddenly something hits you hard in the back of the head. This causes you to fall backwards onto your bed and stop breathing.

>

You die.

\- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -


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